buttsnuggle

the action taken by one who loves nothing more than a nice plump butt to cuddle up to.

Sending an email to a GOOD friend that says, "I am in the mood for scrumping and a buttsnuggle!"

by Christopher1889 February 28, 2009

masturbatorial buttnugget

One who finds great pleasure in farting;releasing noxious fumes from their ass to the point where they either drop a buttnugget in their pants or on the floor

Keith: Oh man! You smell that?
John: Yeah, you need to go the bathroom!
Keith: No, I'm good for now. (keith farts again). Wow! That one felt good!
John: Dude! Go to the bathroom!
Keith: I think I'm done. (keith farts one more time). Oh wow! That one felt great!
John: Keith..one more time - go to the bathroom!
Keith: Oh man.. I just shit my drawers
John: You're such a masturbatorial buttnugget.
Keith: I'm going to the bathroom now.

by BoredInNaples April 20, 2007

buttnugget

Small piece of fecal matter left lodged in anal opening when defacation does not exit in a generally whole piece. Usually requires tissue to dislodge or waiting of gravity to dislodge itself.

John has to wipe his ass several times because when he shitted, he was left with a buttnugget

by Anonymous November 13, 2002

buttnugget

1. A piece of poop
2. Someone really mean or stupid
3. A word use to replace a noun when no other word is suitable

1. My buttnuggets are calling, they want to visit the buttnugget hotel.
2. That buttnugget ate the last piece of pizza.
3. Buttnugget! I can't think of an example for this buttnugget.

by kelita October 29, 2003

buttnugget

A small piece of poop; y'know, when you're pooping and little pieces come out gradually at a time? Those things are buttnuggets.

I keep on shitting out buttnuggets, I wish I could be man enough to shit a big honker out, that would, like, so totally rock.

by fartknocker101 December 24, 2009

buttnugget

Jerry Cantrell of Alice in Chains' ASCAP publishing alias.

"Buttnugget Publishing/ASCAP"

by Lizena March 16, 2003

buttsmuggle

To conceal or hide an item to prevent its detection, especially by the authorities; to steal or shoplift; to keep a secret.

"Jose buttsmuggled the cocaine across the border."

by T. Odom May 19, 2006