buttsmuggle

To conceal or hide an item to prevent its detection, especially by the authorities; to steal or shoplift; to keep a secret.

"Jose buttsmuggled the cocaine across the border."

by T. Odom May 19, 2006

Buttsmuggle

The act of concieling valuables in one's anus.

Also known as "Buttvaulting"

T-Bone was forced to buttsmuggle cigarettes and other forms of contraband into prison because he needed to purchase his safety from the Arian Brotherhood.

by Kilo Jonez March 22, 2011

Buttmugged

Accosted by a stranger and then anally raped.

He was coming home from the party when two people jumped out of the bushes and buttmugged him.

by wankpanda March 30, 2009

butt smuggle

To conceal or hide an item to prevent its detection, especially by the authorities; to steal or shoplift; to keep a secret.

"John butt smuggled the items from the store."

by T. Odom May 31, 2006

buttsnuggle

the action taken by one who loves nothing more than a nice plump butt to cuddle up to.

Sending an email to a GOOD friend that says, "I am in the mood for scrumping and a buttsnuggle!"

by Christopher1889 February 28, 2009

buttmugger

Thievery of the anus.

Stay away from him he is a buttmugger. If you deal with him you will no longer be an ass virgin and chances are you won't even know it. He is that slick!

by Cornbread916 December 22, 2013

buttstruggler

One who loses their way inside the gastrointestinal track and must wait for the owner of aforementioned organs to defecate in order to escape.
A buttstruggler is often met with horribly unpleasant odors. A shower is usually taken after, but is not mandatory.

Aaron: Dude, Fred got stuck in my ass again yesterday. I had to have a good shit before he finally got out.
McGreggor: Haha, what a buttstruggler.
Aaron: Aye.

by Niggadicks November 11, 2006