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thievery 

how white businessmen say jacking
businessman: thievery is bad
cool guy: dude i just jacked that guys wallet
thievery by skeezixs November 1, 2010

Thievery 

A ability to steal from other players in the game Dragonrealms. Unless it's a friend of a GM, in which case the game mechanics change entirely.
Zamn wishes thievery was back at the Grand Hall, because people whining got it removed.
Thievery by DrZamn March 23, 2020

Vaginal Thievery 

The act of rape involving vaginal intercourse. (see: Rape)
"Two men are currently being held without bail after the alleged act of vaginal thievery."
Vaginal Thievery by zhz June 13, 2006

Vaginal Thievery 

1) The act of rape involving vaginal intercourse (See: Rape)
"Two men are currently being held on bail for the alleged act of Vaginal Thievery."
Vaginal Thievery by zhz June 11, 2006

Vaginal Thievery 

The act of rape involving vaginal intercourse. (see: Rape)
"Two men are being held on bail after the alleged act of vaginal thievery."
Vaginal Thievery by zhz July 30, 2008

Passive Thievery 

A special case of robbing where a victim is forgetful of something and the thief disguises their crime by playing on the victim’s forgetfulness.

By reminding the victim of something that they forgot* at a time where they cannot retrieve it, it allows enough time for them to forget about it again, leaving the thief with the goods.
It’s a type of physical gaslighting that makes the aggressor appear completely innocent (despite their intent) and the victim seem as though they are irresponsible with their items**.

*The victim did not forget anything. They were robbed and convinced otherwise. This is important for the ruse to work.
**This happens with hoodies a lot.
Jessica took Terry’s sunglasses. Terry was told that his sunglasses were left at Jessica’s apartment after a beach trip even though he always leaves them in his car. Jessica reminded Terry on three separate occasions that he left his stuff there only while he was at work or with friends knowing he’ll forget. Jessica finally stopped reminding him and kept his glasses. Jessica used passive thievery.
Passive Thievery by anonymous February 20, 2023
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"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
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Ajumma wait a moment
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
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