buttmugger 

Thievery of the anus.

Stay away from him he is a buttmugger. If you deal with him you will no longer be an ass virgin and chances are you won't even know it. He is that slick!

buttmugger by Cornbread916 December 22, 2013

Buttpluggery 

A person who makes mindless corporate decisions in efforts to suck up to the boss to preserve their tenure at a company despite the impact of that decision on the business. A completely self centered decision maker.

That baffoon is constantly involved in corporate buttpluggery'

Buttpluggery by JS63 December 9, 2010

Buttmugged

Accosted by a stranger and then anally raped.

He was coming home from the party when two people jumped out of the bushes and buttmugged him.

Buttmugged by wankpanda March 30, 2009

Buttnigger 

No no, doesn't mean you have shit all over your ass. Just an insult, that I THOUGHT I made up, but it looks like its already here! >:O

Fat Girl: If I eat your sandwhich, will you get angry at me?
Starving Man: Uh, why you ask?
Fat Girl: I WAS HUNGRY!
Starving Man: FUCKING BUTTNIGGER!

Buttnigger by lolzmariam January 10, 2008

masturbatorial buttnugget 

One who finds great pleasure in farting;releasing noxious fumes from their ass to the point where they either drop a buttnugget in their pants or on the floor

Keith: Oh man! You smell that?
John: Yeah, you need to go the bathroom!
Keith: No, I'm good for now. (keith farts again). Wow! That one felt good!
John: Dude! Go to the bathroom!
Keith: I think I'm done. (keith farts one more time). Oh wow! That one felt great!
John: Keith..one more time - go to the bathroom!
Keith: Oh man.. I just shit my drawers
John: You're such a masturbatorial buttnugget.
Keith: I'm going to the bathroom now.

masturbatorial buttnugget by BoredInNaples April 20, 2007

buttdigger 

A buttdigger is a dude or dame who loves or digs butts.

She is a buttdigger.

buttdigger by Charl10439 December 12, 2007

buttnugget 

Small piece of fecal matter left lodged in anal opening when defacation does not exit in a generally whole piece. Usually requires tissue to dislodge or waiting of gravity to dislodge itself.

John has to wipe his ass several times because when he shitted, he was left with a buttnugget

buttnugget by Anonymous November 13, 2002