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Buttmugged

Accosted by a stranger and then anally raped.
He was coming home from the party when two people jumped out of the bushes and buttmugged him.
Buttmugged by wankpanda March 30, 2009
Words you can keep

masturbatorial buttnugget 

One who finds great pleasure in farting;releasing noxious fumes from their ass to the point where they either drop a buttnugget in their pants or on the floor
Keith: Oh man! You smell that?
John: Yeah, you need to go the bathroom!
Keith: No, I'm good for now. (keith farts again). Wow! That one felt good!
John: Dude! Go to the bathroom!
Keith: I think I'm done. (keith farts one more time). Oh wow! That one felt great!
John: Keith..one more time - go to the bathroom!
Keith: Oh man.. I just shit my drawers
John: You're such a masturbatorial buttnugget.
Keith: I'm going to the bathroom now.

buttnugget 

Small piece of fecal matter left lodged in anal opening when defacation does not exit in a generally whole piece. Usually requires tissue to dislodge or waiting of gravity to dislodge itself.
John has to wipe his ass several times because when he shitted, he was left with a buttnugget
buttnugget by Anonymous November 13, 2002

buttnugget 

1. A piece of poop
2. Someone really mean or stupid
3. A word use to replace a noun when no other word is suitable
1. My buttnuggets are calling, they want to visit the buttnugget hotel.
2. That buttnugget ate the last piece of pizza.
3. Buttnugget! I can't think of an example for this buttnugget.
buttnugget by kelita October 29, 2003

buttnugget 

A small piece of poop; y'know, when you're pooping and little pieces come out gradually at a time? Those things are buttnuggets.
I keep on shitting out buttnuggets, I wish I could be man enough to shit a big honker out, that would, like, so totally rock.
buttnugget by fartknocker101 December 24, 2009

buttnugget 

Jerry Cantrell of Alice in Chains' ASCAP publishing alias.
"Buttnugget Publishing/ASCAP"
buttnugget by Lizena March 16, 2003

Butthugger 

One that is junior to an accomplished asskisser. They simply cannot get into proximity to kiss the ass so they must be content to hug the butt until the proper opportunity arises.
Batman is a serious asskisser to Commissioner Gordon his sidekick Robin is terribly jealous. Oh well, I guess he just has to pacify himself being a legendary butthugger.
Butthugger by meezerfuhrer December 16, 2009
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