buttsage 

A massage for da butt

"After a whole day of hiking I always ask my girl to give me buttsage... It completes me!" :)

buttsage by watagatapitusberrie August 11, 2010

buttrageous

A terrible situation that is considered shitty and the outcome will stink.

Custodian#1: Who spread shit all over the bathroom walls in the boys room?

Custodian#2: Oh dude, that is buttrageous!

buttrageous by skypie May 31, 2011

buttwager 

The last zombie in CoDWaW Nazi Zombies,when everyone wants toget weapons before the next game.

"Dude,keep a Buttwager alive, I need to get the random box."

buttwager by CrotchOtter February 14, 2009

Buttage 

Used to describe butt size

Dr. I would like to have increased buttage.

Buttage by TerraMadre July 26, 2011

buttage 

The top of the butt crack exposed when an attractive woman wears low cut pants.

Similiar to clevage.

"Look at that chicks buttage!"

buttage by Clint Mallory February 2, 2005

buttmagellan 

One who explores the high seas of Uranus.

That buttmagellan needs more seamen on his poop deck.

buttmagellan by Ferdinand Buttmagellan March 18, 2011

Extra Buttage 

Having an extra large booty which could make doing anything improbable.

1. Kid can hit the baseball, but he can't run! All that extra buttage slows him down so he's always thrown out at first!
2. Her extra buttage is causing the threads of her jeans to pop!

Extra Buttage by BiggMomma4 August 24, 2008