buttputty
Turn around you silly lass and apply a generous helpin o'Jif buttputty to your sphincter so that I may insert my bologna log into your rusty bullet wound
buttputty by cornfritter October 21, 2010
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buttbuttinate
buttbuttinate by thegoober October 28, 2008
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buttnutterdo
Rob: Hey Nate, what is dripping out of my ass?
Nate: Thats my buttnutterdo, bro! Goes great on toast.
Nate: Thats my buttnutterdo, bro! Goes great on toast.
buttnutterdo by Greekosyk March 19, 2019
Buttpussy
Noun- A human homosexual male's anus that is frequently penetrated and enjoyed by another gay man's penis. In male homosexual couples, the anus of the "receiver."
buttbutt
buttbutt by lil'princesa October 28, 2009
buttnutt
Noun. Similair to cumberbuns freakshow ballgazer
Derived from Jerky boys charachter and adopted by many hardcore fans.
Derived from Jerky boys charachter and adopted by many hardcore fans.
"Hello?, hello? Hey, how's it going buttnutt?"
"You look like a freakin' buttnutt riding your bike in those yellow spandex biker shorts!"
"You look like a freakin' buttnutt riding your bike in those yellow spandex biker shorts!"
buttnutt by DIRTYROTTENSTEVE May 7, 2005
buttfutter
The name of a fart that passes through a damp or soiled ass crevasse in which it makes a light but pronounced clapping sound.
As I sat nervously awaiting for my job interview to start, I tried to hold onto my fart but slipped and released a buttfutter.....I didn't get the job.
buttfutter by theshakal2179 May 5, 2015
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