buttputty

a thicker version of anal lube, often peanut butter

Turn around you silly lass and apply a generous helpin o'Jif buttputty to your sphincter so that I may insert my bologna log into your rusty bullet wound

by cornfritter October 21, 2010

buttbuttinate

The word "assassinate" after it has been mangled by a particularly stupid censor.

It is a shame we still aren't sure who buttbuttinated JFK. He was in a clbutt of his own.

by thegoober October 28, 2008

buttnutterdo

The residual matter that expels from ones rectum after being sodimized with a buttered penis.

Rob: Hey Nate, what is dripping out of my ass?
Nate: Thats my buttnutterdo, bro! Goes great on toast.

by Greekosyk March 19, 2019

Buttpussy

Noun- A human homosexual male's anus that is frequently penetrated and enjoyed by another gay man's penis. In male homosexual couples, the anus of the "receiver."

"Franz have you been cheating, your dick smells like another man's buttpussy?"

or

"That guy is so flamboyantly gay, you know he has a really loose buttpussy."

by scottg427 January 9, 2009

buttbutt

Ones significant other; Relationship between attractive people.

Wendlle is Tave's new buttbutt.

by lil'princesa October 28, 2009

buttnutt

Noun. Similair to cumberbuns freakshow ballgazer

Derived from Jerky boys charachter and adopted by many hardcore fans.

"Hello?, hello? Hey, how's it going buttnutt?"

"You look like a freakin' buttnutt riding your bike in those yellow spandex biker shorts!"

by DIRTYROTTENSTEVE May 7, 2005

buttfutter

The name of a fart that passes through a damp or soiled ass crevasse in which it makes a light but pronounced clapping sound.

As I sat nervously awaiting for my job interview to start, I tried to hold onto my fart but slipped and released a buttfutter.....I didn't get the job.

by theshakal2179 May 5, 2015