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Definitions by DIRTYROTTENSTEVE

cumberbuns 

Noun- Similar to fagnuts buttnutt ballgazer A term of endearment, emasculating a friend or aquaintance.
Me "Wassup cumberbuns??! Youre looking pretty gay today!" "Now go fuck yourself!"
Noun. Similair to cumberbuns freakshow ballgazer

Derived from Jerky boys charachter and adopted by many hardcore fans.
"Hello?, hello? Hey, how's it going buttnutt?"

"You look like a freakin' buttnutt riding your bike in those yellow spandex biker shorts!"

turd taster 

Noun-
A person or co-worker who sucks up to the superiors.
"You fucking turd taster, why dont you back off the mans trousers for a minute?"

swordswallower

Noun- Term of endearment. Like the sideshow act, a person who is able to swallow long rods of steel down into the belly. See Guiness book.
"Holy cow you fucking swordswallower!! How long has it been since I fingered your girlfriend?!"

ballcocks 

Noun

Referring to a mans genitalia. Can refer to a man or a woman.


Prounounced with an "ax"
"The he got himself kicked right in the frikkin ballcocks!"

"Your mutha's ballcocks is so big, she looks like she's sittin on a bean bag chair!"

ballcaxx 

See ballcocks

Noun. Same definition as ballcocks
This fucking bitch was drinking too much last night, she trowed up all over my ballcaxx when she was giving me head last night!

kid juice 

Noun: Semen. On someone, or in someone.
Me: "Your sister was blowing me in the backseat while you were driving and I spewed kid juice all over your leather seats"