DIRTYROTTENSTEVE's definitions

swordswallower

Noun- Term of endearment. Like the sideshow act, a person who is able to swallow long rods of steel down into the belly. See Guiness book.

"Holy cow you fucking swordswallower!! How long has it been since I fingered your girlfriend?!"

by DIRTYROTTENSTEVE May 7, 2005

gyneherpasyphillaids

Thats what you get when you fuck one of those skanky hookers down on the waterfront Williamsburg Brooklyn. Often it is what the Orthodox Jewish men bring home to their wives when they screw these disgusting disease breeders

Saul: "Hey Moishe, I havent seen you in a while, wanna go schtup' a hoochie by Grand Street Park"

Moishe: "Oy Vey Saul, I cant, I got gyneherpasyphillaids and my ballcocks fell off!"

by DIRTYROTTENSTEVE May 7, 2005

ballgazer

Slight of hand trick, such as pretending to drop a bowl of tobacco and catching it right next to your crotch. Usually accompainied with a box frame around groin region or a outstretched pointed finger aimed at your meat missle. "Ballgazer" is shouted to make everyone in the room know you've been lookin at your mates sack! Cannot be used if the intended victim does not look!

Me: ***pretends to drop lighter & grabs ballcocks"

Me: "BALLGAZER!!!!'"
Everyone in the room: "HAAAW HAAAW, YOUR A FUCKING BALLGAZER!!!"
Your Mom: "I saw him looking at your dick again, what a frikkin ballgazer!!

by DIRTYROTTENSTEVE May 7, 2005

cumberbuns

Noun- Similar to fagnuts buttnutt ballgazer A term of endearment, emasculating a friend or aquaintance.

Me "Wassup cumberbuns??! Youre looking pretty gay today!" "Now go fuck yourself!"

by DIRTYROTTENSTEVE May 7, 2005

ballcaxx

See ballcocks

Noun. Same definition as ballcocks

This fucking bitch was drinking too much last night, she trowed up all over my ballcaxx when she was giving me head last night!

by DIRTYROTTENSTEVE May 7, 2005

kid juice

Noun: Semen. On someone, or in someone.

Me: "Your sister was blowing me in the backseat while you were driving and I spewed kid juice all over your leather seats"

by DIRTYROTTENSTEVE May 7, 2005

turd taster

Noun-
A person or co-worker who sucks up to the superiors.

"You fucking turd taster, why dont you back off the mans trousers for a minute?"

by DIRTYROTTENSTEVE May 7, 2005