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Butthurt Lord 

Butthurt Lord is when you get salty over a simple thing while you bitch and complain about how trash is it since the object you're complain about is very easy. This is also called pulling a Legacy Storms.
Butthurt Lord also known as Legacy Storms got so damn butthurt that he complained over "how he can't open a 5 dollar happy meal because it's too hard and fragile."

Captain Butthurt 

Someone who is consistently angry or aggravated at everyone and everything.
Sam: Dude is Danny being Captain Burrhurt again?
Nate: Yeah he just punched Brandon for laughing at him, he's definitely being Captain Butthurt

Butthurt People 

People who are easily offended and react in an overly dramatic fashion usually starting with the word "WOW."
Person 1: Butthurt people are so annoying. They just flooded my video, talking about how I shouldn't be joking about (insert thing here).
Person 2: Yeah. They're so annoying.

Butthut sauna 

- a nasty ass fart that clears the room and makes everyone in the vicinity sweat profusely
I can't breathe... My bro just let out a Butthut sauna!
Butthut sauna by TheStankiest December 16, 2020

Buttfury 

The act of shitting so hard it feels like a tornado out your ass.
Guy 1 "I need to go to the toilet"
Guy 2 "k"
*5mins later*
Guy 1 "I just had the sickest buttfury"
Guy 2 "Gross dude" or "Fucking awesome"
Buttfury by Cumplosa December 13, 2012

Butthurt 

Billy was Butthurt at the fact that Sylvester took a potato chip from his potato chip bag.
Butthurt by Thugger Mcblackington September 6, 2015