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Immaculate Buttpirate 

A gay man who rapes other men and leaves no evidence behind.
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POLICE SEEK OUT AN IMMACULATE BUTTPIRATE FOR QUESTIONING!

In today's story a man claims being raped by a person of the same gender. There is no evidence of the person who is responsible. Police are trying to figure out who the perpetrator is. There is no evidence in the scene of the crime.
Immaculate Buttpirate by YaniK August 7, 2009

buttpirate 

someone who enjoys ravaging and raiding someones ass hole searching for lost treasure, or just fir pure enjoyment.
Harvey the buttpirate plundered Blackbeards ass numerous amounts of times. Blackbeard enjoys this type of enjoyment.
buttpirate by John Gentry August 16, 2003

Scottish Buttpipe 

The act of shoving a bike pump up a girls ass and inflating her stomach then you shove a flute up her ass and begin playing the scottish buttpipe
Wow, I fell asleep last night listening to Nick give that Bitch a Scottish Buttpipe
Scottish Buttpipe by Noahkinseth January 20, 2009

buttpirates 

Men who sail the seas in a buttship searching for lands of carelessness and homosexuality. When not on a buttisland, they spend their time on their buttship, drifting to sea, fucking each other in the arses.
Here come the Buttpirates again, here to raid our anal cavities.

buttpirate 

Another term for a homosexual, or alternatively a similar reference to a person who would otherwise be deemed ghey
Joe- Dude he is such a buttpirate!
Phil - Yeah man he is totally ghey...
buttpirate by Braydin February 10, 2003
An insultory phrase describing someone as an asshole, poop chute, assface, etc. Usually denotes extreme stupidity, retardedness, assism, and all-around shittiness.
"Don't fuckin kill me you Roman buttpipes!" cried Jesus during the crucifixion.