552 definitions by bastardized bottomburp

dirty pillows

Located on the head of Bill Clinton. He would fondle them happily infront of the UN.

Bill Clinton loves his pair of dirty pillows

by bastardized bottomburp March 18, 2003

dirty pillows

Water Balloons

My meat hooks got stuck to your dirty pillows.

by bastardized bottomburp March 23, 2003

homework

Anything that consumes your time. Some of it is necessary, other times it is the result of your idiot Geography teacher spending 3/4 of class time explaining things irrelevant to your yearly mark, class work or anything. As for Math, it's just annoying sheets of paper that is made to help you revise what you learnt in class. I reckon the notes in the book are enough.

Homework causes stress, boredom and loss of time to do more important things or fun things. It's just an extension of school.

by bastardized bottomburp October 30, 2003

nose-job

To get it up the nose by someone's dick and 'sniffing' down the ejaculation.

After that nose-job, my bitch had cum leaking from her eyes.

by bastardized bottomburp March 25, 2003

sextillion

A humorous number. About 6 000 000 000 000 I assume, or perhaps more

by bastardized bottomburp March 23, 2003

Lavigne

Evil, blasphemous word. True definition is unknown. Possibly means 'cat vomit'.

by bastardized bottomburp May 4, 2003

Chode Muffin

A baked good, consisting of chode meat, decorated with little chodes (kinda like how a chocolate-chip muffin is decorated with chocolate-chips.)

Daniel muched down on a chode muffin, blissfully.

by bastardized bottomburp May 13, 2003