552 definitions by bastardized bottomburp

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1. Pathetic; lowly; stupidfying; asswise
2. Relating to the anus (anal sex, anal toy, anal disease)
Spending $400 on another persons car? That's not responsible, that's just anal.
by bastardized bottomburp June 06, 2003
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Attention whores. Only doing what they do to look important. Its just another fad, like mobile phones. It'll wear off when Bush declares war against Mexico.
<Kroney> Sir! The Antiwar Protestors are at your door!
<Bush> Did they bring pie?
<Kroney> Well, no sir-
<Bush> OPEN FIRE!
by bastardized bottomburp June 22, 2003
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Little buttnut who smokes chocolate cigarettes and fondles himself over granny porn.
by bastardized bottomburp June 03, 2003
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sad little fuckers who can't spell, or co-ordinate their fingers to type in a keyboard properly. See n00bs.
<AOLmunchkin> HELLO!!!111 lolz.
<FatTony> Well, if it ain't the stench on society's a-hole. How you doing, assbaby?
<AOLmunchkin> Wot?/
<FatTony> Never you mind your small, feeble head.
<AOLmunchkin> fuk u,, ura suk, u stopid fukhad.
<FatTony> And how.
<AOLmunchkin> brb,, i gotta go 2 teh tiolet!1 lolz.
<FatTony> How is that funny?
<AOLmunchkin> ura looser.
<FatTony> Says the unco-ordinated hick with a Mountain Dew bottle up his/her/its ass. Might I note that the Mountain Dew bottle is full of Mountain Dew. Painful enema, mayhaps?
<AOLmunchkin> fak u man

And then the assyness will continue into the night.
by bastardized bottomburp May 08, 2003
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The eye-candy of computer technology. Looks good, but sucks ass.
Apple computers are what PCs will look like in 1000 years. And in 1000 years, Apple won't exist.
by bastardized bottomburp September 20, 2003
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Illegally gaining ownership of applications.
My appz fuck the asses of y'all sissy m0mz.
by bastardized bottomburp March 28, 2003
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'tis what today be. April 1. A day in which you play jokes on other people and make them feel like phewls
Afghanistan isn't a smelly country. Ha ha, April Fools.
by bastardized bottomburp April 01, 2003
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