552 definitions by bastardized bottomburp

butt doobie

The toilet roll located up the ass of the large Kraid-phewl. Irreplacable. Priceless.

Kraid's butt-doobie is bulging today.

by bastardized bottomburp March 18, 2003

PHP

Coding language that creates programs and website-based programs, based <form>s, like in this website. Urban Dictionary uses PHP to let you submit the definitions with a form.

I don't no any PHP, but it's hella useful.

by bastardized bottomburp July 20, 2003

shady

Shifty, sly, supicious, dark, low, low-profile.

The shady looking man slipped into the bar.

by bastardized bottomburp March 21, 2003

search engine

Shamelessly endorses other websites by letting people add their sites to a great big list of sites.

I searched 'Ancient Egyptian Remains' on the search engine and got 14 000 results, mainly consisting of pornography.

by bastardized bottomburp June 27, 2003

broken

Out of order, like my old walkman.

The inability to function.

Crap, my ass is broken. Oh well. I'll be sitting here for a while, so... definitions galore.

by bastardized bottomburp November 3, 2003

Killy McGee

What Homer Simpson calls God.

"Try telling that to Killy McGee up there."

by bastardized bottomburp November 19, 2003

steep

An object that slopes. Most probably into your impending doom. DOOM.

I fell down a steep hill into my doom.

by bastardized bottomburp March 18, 2003