gurk

Another name for a masturbating penis. Often used in combination with the verb "jerk" or "turk".

"I accidentally shoved a splintery pencil up my penis-hole while I was jerkin' the gurk."
"I enjoy gurkin' the turk in public."

by DeathMonsterBloodMongerNoWarInIraq! November 22, 2004

Half-Life 2

Truly surpasses God as the supreme being in the universe.

"Our Half-Life, who art in Heaven, hallowed be thy name. Thy kingdom come, thy will be played, on Earth as it is in Heaven. Give us this day our daily fun, and forgive us for wasting ammo, as we forgive those who also waste ammo. And lead us not into the G-Man, but deliver us from his conspiracies. Amen."

by DeathMonsterBloodMongerNoWarInIraq! November 22, 2004

buttpipe

An insultory phrase describing someone as an asshole, poop chute, assface, etc. Usually denotes extreme stupidity, retardedness, assism, and all-around shittiness.

"Don't fuckin kill me you Roman buttpipes!" cried Jesus during the crucifixion.

by DeathMonsterBloodMongerNoWarInIraq! November 22, 2004

S.P.D.

This acronym stands for Skins, Punx, and Drunx. Check out Lars Frederiksen & The Bastards - (ROCK N ROLL ISN'T PLAYED BY NICE BOYS, BASTARDS PLAY STREET PUNK ROCK N ROLL!)

"If you're claimin' S.P.D., then you're on my team!" -Lars Frederiksen

by DeathMonsterBloodMongerNoWarInIraq! November 22, 2004