buttpriest 

One who worships and has a degree of control over and in the butt.
See asspirate.

That was my cookie, you buttpriest.

buttpriest by Billy McQuin July 9, 2003

Carbon buttprint 

A brown stain found on the back of someone's underwear.

I need to reduce my carbon buttprint.

You can start by doing a better job wiping your ass.

Carbon buttprint by J Scotts January 16, 2009

Buttprint 

The residual mark or imprint of an individual's butt cheeks, left upon a particular substrate where the person has been previously seated.

Marsha left a perfectly symmetrical buttprint on my nogahide sofa.

Buttprint by Woodrow Charles January 13, 2008

buttiest 

a way better adjective the assiest. The region of you body that contains the most butt like qualities.

If you are going to fall on your butt, fall on the buttiest part of it.

buttiest by NdawgVnA October 21, 2009

carbon buttprint 

1) The amount of carbon molecules used over a lifetime to produce and maintain a person's butt (including those used to produce contributing animal fats and to transport goods);

2) The amount of methane and other greenhouse gases produced by a person's butt over a measurable time period (e.g., a year or decade).

1) Al Gore may have reduced his carbon footprint by purchasing rainforest offsets, but his carbon buttprint remains equivalent to the annual output of a medium-sized Chinese coal-fired electrical generation facility.

2) The average US carbon buttprint is 4.6 times greater than the average buttprint of Zambia, New Guinea, or Ceylon.

carbon buttprint by Bob Zybach May 23, 2008

Brownstown Buttprint 

When you bang a chick on your boss's glass-top desk, leaving an obvious buttprint.

One year at the Christmas party, somebody gave the vice-president a Brownstown Buttprint.

Brownstown Buttprint by JohnnyBunch January 6, 2009

Duck Butteries

A wet, frantic sounding fart that when done correctly sounds not unlike a duck being run over by a steamroller (this particular type of fart usually portends the coming of poo)

Who just cut a sick duck butteries? Better check for poo on that one!

Duck Butteries by Julz Humpty-Hump August 26, 2010