One who finds great pleasure in farting;releasing noxious fumes from their ass to the point where they either drop a buttnugget in their pants or on the floor

Keith: Oh man! You smell that?
John: Yeah, you need to go the bathroom!
Keith: No, I'm good for now. (keith farts again). Wow! That one felt good!
John: Dude! Go to the bathroom!
Keith: I think I'm done. (keith farts one more time). Oh wow! That one felt great!
John: Keith..one more time - go to the bathroom!
Keith: Oh man.. I just shit my drawers
John: You're such a masturbatorial buttnugget.
Keith: I'm going to the bathroom now.

masturbatorial buttnugget by BoredInNaples April 20, 2007

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buttnugget

Small piece of fecal matter left lodged in anal opening when defacation does not exit in a generally whole piece. Usually requires tissue to dislodge or waiting of gravity to dislodge itself.

John has to wipe his ass several times because when he shitted, he was left with a buttnugget

buttnugget by Anonymous November 13, 2002

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Buttmaggot

A horrible horrible insult.

Petunya! You crust licking, yellow bellied, boy stealing, wrinkle faced, BUTTMAGGOT!

Buttmaggot by Petunya August 16, 2007

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buttnugget

1. A piece of poop
2. Someone really mean or stupid
3. A word use to replace a noun when no other word is suitable

1. My buttnuggets are calling, they want to visit the buttnugget hotel.
2. That buttnugget ate the last piece of pizza.
3. Buttnugget! I can't think of an example for this buttnugget.

buttnugget by kelita October 29, 2003

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buttnugget

A small piece of poop; y'know, when you're pooping and little pieces come out gradually at a time? Those things are buttnuggets.

I keep on shitting out buttnuggets, I wish I could be man enough to shit a big honker out, that would, like, so totally rock.

buttnugget by fartknocker101 December 24, 2009

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.

Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.

Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026

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Plate of Brown

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.

Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?

Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020

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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.

Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics

Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026

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