Skip to main content

buttmeister 

A buttmeister is a master of ass; specifically assholes or jackass. Anywhere you can’t use one of the usual “asses”, substitute it with buttmeister.
Only a buttmeister would leave an empty container in the fridge.
Words you can keep

Burmeister

A crazy ass mother fucker from Milwaukee, WI
One time I watched Burmeister set fire destroy 30 road barricades by throwing them into Lake Michigan. He claimed he was only "liberating" them and sending them "home".
Burmeister by WallyWest May 16, 2004

buttmaster 

"buttmaster" is a new zealand slang term for someone that is considered to be very good at everything s/he tries. usually exceptionally good looking with chiseled features. a buttmaster is typically found inside a pub.
ben the polak is such a buttmaster that i've never seen him fail anything he has tried. he has chiseled good looks too.

man, you're a real buttmaster aren't you.
buttmaster by jimmy the thompson March 22, 2007

buttmonster 

Someone who is being either annoying, inappropriate, or an asshole.
Suck vage, you're being a buttmonster.
buttmonster by poopcock December 19, 2007

bintmeister 

a decent caring individual who is often misunderstood...
someone who also cares for other peoples feelings, and has some maturity
he rarely feels the need to backstab...
bintmeister by midget April 22, 2004

Buttweiser 

Nickname for that God-awful weaker than piss American Beer (Budweiser). Semi descriptive in what it does to you the next morning... Especially when consumed with nachos & salsa.
Hey Billy Bob! You bring any of that yankee Butweiser crap?
Buttweiser by Mike Mc Donald December 29, 2004

bintmeister 

A completely misunderstood guy that doesnt deserve to be abused all the time.

Take the time to understand him and get to know him then make a judgement, but im sure it wont be negative
The true man himself is just understood
bintmeister by Luke April 22, 2004
More from Urban Dictionary

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026
Next