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when a shoemaker is joaned on a lot then puts a traffic sign in a basketball hoop

person 1: "you're a shoemaker, you're gay"

Person 2: "you know what i'm butthert im gonna put a stop sign in your bball hoop"

butthert by CPT Butthert February 17, 2010

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Butthersia

It's basically the formal definition of being butthurt.

Guy: Doctor, I think I'm crazy! I'm so jealous of everyone that it pains me in my rear.
Doctor: Sir, I'm sorry to say this, but you're suffering from Butthersia.

Butthersia by DredMan January 28, 2013

Related Words

ButtHertz • butthert • ButtHurt • buttertroll • buttertoes • Buttertart • butterteeth • butterthemuffin • buttertooth • Butterthumb

Butthurt Lord

Butthurt Lord is when you get salty over a simple thing while you bitch and complain about how trash is it since the object you're complain about is very easy. This is also called pulling a Legacy Storms.

Butthurt Lord also known as Legacy Storms got so damn butthurt that he complained over "how he can't open a 5 dollar happy meal because it's too hard and fragile."

Butthurt Lord by QwertyTwinkleToes May 30, 2019

Captain Butthurt

Someone who is consistently angry or aggravated at everyone and everything.

Sam: Dude is Danny being Captain Burrhurt again?
Nate: Yeah he just punched Brandon for laughing at him, he's definitely being Captain Butthurt

Captain Butthurt by ThatOneWhiteGuyEveryoneHugs August 18, 2013

Butthurt People

People who are easily offended and react in an overly dramatic fashion usually starting with the word "WOW."

Person 1: Butthurt people are so annoying. They just flooded my video, talking about how I shouldn't be joking about (insert thing here).
Person 2: Yeah. They're so annoying.

Butthurt People by TheFakeBryanGiha June 18, 2016

buttertubbing

The act of dipping ones penis in the tub of butter for lubrication during the act of male to male intercourse

I was scarred for life when i walked in to see jay n his good buddy Corey buttertubbing right before they slipped it in..

buttertubbing by misterT June 3, 2014

Butterton

When someone is trying to defend being "butthurt" so frantically, that they do not realise the phone has autocorrected "butthurt" to butterton. This is a very butthurt individual.

Whatever! I'm not butterton at all! You just pissed me off... I'm dope..

Butterton by JOKEBEAN June 2, 2020

Rammys

-Ramifications

-shorthand for the ramifications of actions

“Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”

Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023

Word of the Day on September 9, 2026

Failure Shower

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.

Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.

Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009

Word of the Day on September 8, 2026

NARP

Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.

Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP

NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010

Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.

He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.

High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008

Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.

Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020

Word of the Day on September 5, 2026

yub nub

(Ewokese) Freedom!

And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010

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