butthert

when a shoemaker is joaned on a lot then puts a traffic sign in a basketball hoop

person 1: "you're a shoemaker, you're gay"

Person 2: "you know what i'm butthert im gonna put a stop sign in your bball hoop"

by CPT Butthert February 17, 2010

Butthersia

It's basically the formal definition of being butthurt.

Guy: Doctor, I think I'm crazy! I'm so jealous of everyone that it pains me in my rear.
Doctor: Sir, I'm sorry to say this, but you're suffering from Butthersia.

by DredMan January 28, 2013

Butthurt Lord

Butthurt Lord is when you get salty over a simple thing while you bitch and complain about how trash is it since the object you're complain about is very easy. This is also called pulling a Legacy Storms.

Butthurt Lord also known as Legacy Storms got so damn butthurt that he complained over "how he can't open a 5 dollar happy meal because it's too hard and fragile."

by QwertyTwinkleToes May 30, 2019

Captain Butthurt

Someone who is consistently angry or aggravated at everyone and everything.

Sam: Dude is Danny being Captain Burrhurt again?
Nate: Yeah he just punched Brandon for laughing at him, he's definitely being Captain Butthurt

by ThatOneWhiteGuyEveryoneHugs August 18, 2013

Butthurt People

People who are easily offended and react in an overly dramatic fashion usually starting with the word "WOW."

Person 1: Butthurt people are so annoying. They just flooded my video, talking about how I shouldn't be joking about (insert thing here).
Person 2: Yeah. They're so annoying.

by TheFakeBryanGiha June 18, 2016

buttertubbing

The act of dipping ones penis in the tub of butter for lubrication during the act of male to male intercourse

I was scarred for life when i walked in to see jay n his good buddy Corey buttertubbing right before they slipped it in..

by misterT June 3, 2014

Butterton

When someone is trying to defend being "butthurt" so frantically, that they do not realise the phone has autocorrected "butthurt" to butterton. This is a very butthurt individual.

Whatever! I'm not butterton at all! You just pissed me off... I'm dope..

by JOKEBEAN June 2, 2020