Well cared for, conditioned, lengthy butthair that has been braided from the top of the ass crack down along the taint to be mingled with the fancy ball hair.

Hey babe, check out my fancy butthair!

Can you help me braid my fancy butthair?

fancy butthair by the roosters June 26, 2014

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penis butthair

Slang for peanut butter.

My favorite flavor of ice cream is penis butthair and chocolate.

Will you make me a penis butthair and jellie sandwich?

(Combo) Will you make me a penis butthair and gaylie sandwich?

(Combo) - My favorite flavor of ice cum is penis butthair and cockolate ice cum. Too bad they don't serve it at the Cheesecock Fucktory, but I know Baskin Robbins has it.

penis butthair by Reebs May 10, 2006

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twingle butt hair

an asshair that gets pulled by underwear.

i think its time to wax, i just felt a twingle butt hair.

twingle butt hair by da trick biatch November 28, 2005

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Butthairs

The hair on ones Butt used for Braiding .

Do you braid?' 'Braid what?' 'your butthairs silly!' 'OH, of course!!!

Butthairs by -Braider April 12, 2011

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butt hair

it's pretty self explainitory...

it's like a blanket for your anus

butt hair by Emily Weaver May 8, 2005

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briefcake

A handsome male lawyer.

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"

briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006

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Ratfucker

Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.

Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.

Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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