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Buttfumble 

(Noun-Verb) - To run directly into your offensive lineman's rear end so violently that it in turn causes the quarterback to misplace the pigskin out of his hands and onto the ground ultimately causing a fumble.
Mark Sanchez is the pioneer of the Buttfumble.
Buttfumble by KRHimself December 30, 2012

buttfuckshit 

-a word one uses to express extreme anger or annoyance,

-similar to bullshit, but in a stronger context.
Josh I dont give a fuck about your buttfuckshit
buttfuckshit by MKN Dictionary March 17, 2011

Butt fumes 

I need to go outside to expel my Butt Fumes
Butt fumes by Dollarbill1985 July 15, 2010
The reek that emits from a restroom, most commonly those of the smaller variety, after someone has massively shat-typically in the style of a toxic dump, porridge shit, or due to mexican food. This is the type of shit where even the creator can truthfully say it smells bad.
"Jesus Kevin, would you turn the goddamn fan on?! I can smell your stanky taco-ass bathfumes from across the street!"
bathfumes by bonnyvae October 9, 2007
The yearly mass get together of gay people.
Hey tad, I just got back from Buttfest 2006 and got some greaat assplay accessories
Buttfest by IM SUPER February 19, 2009

Buttfukistan

Any of the "stans" in Central Asia ( Kazakhstan, Uzbekistan, Tajikistan, Kyrgyzstan,Turkmenistan, and Afghanistan). The country of origin of most 7-Eleven owners.
The Army is shipping my ass to Buttfukistan.
Buttfukistan by CPT K August 20, 2011
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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