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buttface miscreant 

best insult in the whole world
from, gilmore girls
rory: oh no wait, i thought of some, jerk, ass, arrogant, inconsiderate, mindless, frat-boy, low-life, BUTTFACE MISCREANT
logan: buttface miscreant..!?

buttramp 

(noun) Someone who loves anal sex so much, they'll bend over for any willing dick, regardless of circumstances. These people are also frequently dubbed asswhores, anal-whores, and politicians.
"Jon is such a buttramp! I saw him bent over, grabbing his ankles, and taking the captain of the football team's meat sword in his ass."

"Christa is a buttramp! The Owner fired her and the Department Manager when he caught them having anal sex in the office yesterday during lunch!"
buttramp by Chief of the Okhrana January 11, 2014

buttermelon 

A yellow fruit that grows in bunches and is enjoyed by many. Synonymous with the word "banana". In 2016 the word burst onto the Internet as its replacement and has been embraced by many.
I like to start my day with some peanut butter toast and a nice ripe buttermelon.
buttermelon by LDSG Ghost May 13, 2018

buttrageous

A terrible situation that is considered shitty and the outcome will stink.
Custodian#1: Who spread shit all over the bathroom walls in the boys room?

Custodian#2: Oh dude, that is buttrageous!
buttrageous by skypie May 31, 2011
A class of fairy originating from the anus or lower intestinal region.

Commonly used as a pejorative.
"You're a buttfae!"
"The first buttfae were discovered by Baltimore City Sewage Treatment Engineers in the summer of 1994. Since then, seven different species of this rectal fairy have been discovered."
Buttfae by Treatment Engineer August 20, 2008