buttermelon

A yellow fruit that grows in bunches and is enjoyed by many. Synonymous with the word "banana". In 2016 the word burst onto the Internet as its replacement and has been embraced by many.

I like to start my day with some peanut butter toast and a nice ripe buttermelon.

by LDSG Ghost May 13, 2018

buttermelon

A hypothetical fruit that exists in the mind of very disturbed, sad people diagnosed with a disability known as buttermelonitis. Unfortunately, many identify them to be synonymous with bananas, but they clearly are not because: 1) bananas taste nothing like butter; 2) bananas belong in the same family as berries, not melons; and 3) any food with a "butt" in it is probably a chair, sofa, or couch and not edible.

"I packed a buttermelon for lunch today."
"Someone call 911! This man has buttermelonitis!"

by redgelatin April 18, 2018

South Dakota Buttermelt

A very daring maneuver: while having sex,make sure you have an unwrapped stick of butter near you and while boning her doggy melt the butter over her back and when she turns around explode on her face and smash the half melted stick of butter on her anus

South Dakota Buttermelt: Bang her from the back and melt butter on her then explode on her face and jam butter up ass

by Chester Mcfilis July 21, 2007

Buttermoon

For those who go on a holiday/vacation before their wedding to celebrate their engagement or just because they can!

Butter is spread on a crumpet before honey. Therefore it is a Buttermoon, not a Honeymoon!

"Steve and Sarah went on their Buttermoon in the Greek Islands for two weeks before their big day."

Newly engaged lady - "Let's go to Bali and relax before the wedding"
Fiance - "Yeah, let's go on our Buttermoon."

by kylid May 20, 2014

botermelondoge

He's a bot at everthing

He's such a botermelondoge at fortnite

by Allison_001 June 2, 2019

Buttmelon

variation of the bubble butt. One that full enough to separate the ass from the legs but not full enough to look like she is carrying extra junk in the trunk.

My goodness! can I carry that buttmelon home with my groceries!

by melonconnoisseur September 26, 2010

Butterdemonphobia

The fear a butterfly will turn into a demon and feast on your flesh or eat everything except the bone.

My brother and I went to the butterfly house, he hide behind me saying the butterflies were evil and were going to eat him. Thus I have called it Butterdemonphobia.

by Sh4d0wW0lf14 September 28, 2013