buttfie

A selfie of ones butt.

"Hey girl, why don't you sext me a buttfie tonight?"

"My booty looks amazing, so I'm totally going to take a buttfie!"

by FoxyFrecklebottoms January 4, 2014

buttfreak

An individual who has a strong affection and attraction towards butts, usually in a sexual manner. Most buttfreaks are biological males who are instinctual drawn to the glorious sight of the varied shapes and sizes of the female butt. Most may occasionally be mistaken for a pervert.

My girlfriend slapped me today because I couldn't stop looking at some hot body butts while we were at the pool. It's hard being such a buttfreak.

by Cornsonthehouse July 18, 2023

buttffet

An establishment serving all you can eat ass

I walked into the buttffet and was in awe over the rows of dishes under heat lamps bent over with their asses ready to eat.

I was so hungry for ass, I accidentally ate a man's ass at the buttffet last night!
Don't tell anyone
Oh....I won't

by Lunicus February 23, 2012

tropical buttfish

Any number of poolboys, cabana boys, lifeguards, etc. who work in or around water and whose sexual orientations range from ambiguous to flamboyantly homosexual.

"All these tropical buttfish are deflating my sails."
or
"He's a total tropical buttfish. He hit on Mrs. Windham's son last night at the luau."

by Henry G. Jordasche April 19, 2007

Buttfae

A class of fairy originating from the anus or lower intestinal region.

Commonly used as a pejorative.

"You're a buttfae!"
"The first buttfae were discovered by Baltimore City Sewage Treatment Engineers in the summer of 1994. Since then, seven different species of this rectal fairy have been discovered."

by Treatment Engineer August 20, 2008

buttfed

Noun. Synonym for FBI agent, homonym for butthead. Derogatory police slang, frequently encountered in crime dramas with a pronounced anti-federal bent (cf. CSI: Miami). Complex metonymic substitution derived from three firmly held beliefs: 1. States' rights; 2. Sexual ambiguity of neat dressers; 3. You are what you eat (cf. grass-fed).

Singular:
Det. Speedle: "What is that buttfed doing asking out Calleigh?"
Det. Delko: "He's probably going undercover as a straight dude."

Plural:
Lt. Caine: "I want you two buttfeds out of my crime scene right now!"

by Lönnrot December 18, 2022

chip buttie

A sand which comprised of chips between two slices of bread. Usually purchased from a fish and chip shop. Served with a variety of sauses (tomato, brown, mayonnasie etc)

Yeah mate i will have a can of coke and a chip buttie please. Oh and put some brown sauce on it.

by I J Moore October 30, 2007