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buttfave 

A nickname for when your significant other is being a butt (aka annoying/silly/weird), but they are still your favourite. Similar to when you call someone a buttface in a silly way when they bug you, except they are your favourite buttface. Or you could just really favour their booty over other booty.
Person 1: Taylour Page can be crazy sometimes, but she's still my buttfave.
Person 2: Also, her booty is pretty much the greatest in all the land.
buttfave by CheeseballPolice December 19, 2016
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butthaven 

Noun. Singular. US English colloquialism. A comfortable place in which to sit.
My favorite butthaven is this sofa.

This car seat is so uncomfortable, it's no butthaven.
butthaven by Atayodea Mi January 7, 2011

buttface miscreant 

best insult in the whole world
from, gilmore girls
rory: oh no wait, i thought of some, jerk, ass, arrogant, inconsiderate, mindless, frat-boy, low-life, BUTTFACE MISCREANT
logan: buttface miscreant..!?
buttface miscreant by team jess January 9, 2022
A class of fairy originating from the anus or lower intestinal region.

Commonly used as a pejorative.
"You're a buttfae!"
"The first buttfae were discovered by Baltimore City Sewage Treatment Engineers in the summer of 1994. Since then, seven different species of this rectal fairy have been discovered."
Buttfae by Treatment Engineer August 20, 2008

buttfacebookdial 

When someone butt dials you through facebook's phone calling feature, it is properly known as a buttfacebookdial.

Buttfacebookdial is a special form of buttdial, or butt dial.
I just got a buttfacebookdial from my brother.

When I put my phone in my pocket I buttfacebookdialed my boss and lost my job, because I had called in sick.

buttface 

A rare kind of human with an ass for a face.

Often seen on the 21th plantet in the solasystem: Planet BF (Planet Buttface)

Offensive words which Buttfaces don't like:
Assface, Dickface, Cracker, Crackface, Faceass and Ass Overlord.

Current Leader of Plantet buttface : Captain Buttface

Buttfaces Pray to Lord Buttface and Captain Buttface every single day and night to keep there lives.
CAPTAIN/LORD BUTTFACE! I PRAY TO YOU MY MIGHTY OVERLORD! PLEASE SPARE ME AND MY FAMILY!
MY DAILY CHORE IS DONE! WILL WE RECEIVE CHICKEN?
buttface by Captain Buttface January 11, 2016

buttface walrus 

an emoticon using a colon and the number three. it looks like a walrus has a butt surgically attached to its face.
guy: hey wats a buttface walrus?
girl: oh its this :3
buttface walrus by kate:3:3:3 June 27, 2009
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
Word of the Day on September 16, 2026
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