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buttdonut 

Noun: A medical device used by people with a broken tailbone or hemorrhoids to sit.
Adjective: Acquiring a reputation for sleeping with numerous people of questionable sexual health.
Derivation: A subset of the phrase "getting more ass than a toilet seat".
That guy get's more broken ass than a buttdonut.
buttdonut by E. Fletching August 22, 2006
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Annandale Butternut Minigolf

where a male or shemale applies a strap on effectively giving themself a second phallical member enabling them to dp the female on their own. micropenis and horse cock strap on is a must, resulting in twice the pleasure per thrust
Dabini was tired of sharing his girl with other men in threesomes and decided to give her the ol' Annandale Butternut Minigolf instead

Butternut squash

A sexual act where penis is inserted into her vagina while simultaneously inserting your nut sack into her butthole
“My girlfriend went vegetarian so instead of giving her meat, I gave her the butternut squash”

Bro my girl loves this new thing called the butternut squash!”

“Girl you need to eat more vegetables! Have you ever tried the butternut squash?”
Butternut squash by SkinnyMJ August 13, 2019

butternut-bitch 

a person who likes dick in da booty and still complains about it
-Kyle was so mad when a dick went in his booty hole , that he creamed all over himself, what a butternut-bitch

- kyle be a butternut-bitch
butternut-bitch by Creamheadcheese January 28, 2010

Butternut 

When a guy nuts really fast, and it comes out really, really thick
"Dude I'm meeting up with that waitress from the bar later"
"Damn boi, bust a butternut!"
Butternut by Pippypie123 January 17, 2017

buttnutterdo 

The residual matter that expels from ones rectum after being sodimized with a buttered penis.
Rob: Hey Nate, what is dripping out of my ass?
Nate: Thats my buttnutterdo, bro! Goes great on toast.
buttnutterdo by Greekosyk March 19, 2019

Pickleberry Butternut 

A ballsack that has become cold and shrivelled.
Carefull to dress up warmly in cold weather, you don't want a Pickleberry Butternut.
Pickleberry Butternut by Borken August 23, 2009
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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