Danny - "i'm tired of standing around at this party, can you get me a chair?"
Jake - "No way, you'll get kicked out for using a Buttcrutch!"
Jake - "No way, you'll get kicked out for using a Buttcrutch!"
by BraveMart September 28, 2014
Get the buttcrutch mug.Peter: Buttscratcher?
Lois: No, Peter.
Peter: mmmmmButtscratcher?!?
Lois: No.
Peter: Buttscratcher?!?
Lois: NO PETER!
Peter: (dissapointed tone) buttscratcher.
Lois: No, Peter.
Peter: mmmmmButtscratcher?!?
Lois: No.
Peter: Buttscratcher?!?
Lois: NO PETER!
Peter: (dissapointed tone) buttscratcher.
by MacGruber899 January 9, 2009
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A long wooden stick with a point on the end for people to scratch their butts. Similar to the backscratcher. Peter Griffin from Family Guy sold Buttscratchers at sporting events to pay for Chris's tuition in "No Chris Left Behind".
Peter usually holds one up and says to the crowd "Buttscratcher?" Usually someone answers back saying "Buttscratcher!"
Very funny to say in real life. Never gets old. Ever.
Peter usually holds one up and says to the crowd "Buttscratcher?" Usually someone answers back saying "Buttscratcher!"
Very funny to say in real life. Never gets old. Ever.
Peter: Buttscratcher? Buttscratcher? Get your Buttscratchers here! Buttscratcher?
Man: Buttscratcher!
Peter: Buttscratcher!
Man (hands peter money) Buttscratcher.
Peter: (hands man buttscratcher) mmmButtscratcher.
Man 2: Buttscratcher?
Peter: Buttscrather!
Man: Buttscratcher!
Peter: Buttscratcher!
Man (hands peter money) Buttscratcher.
Peter: (hands man buttscratcher) mmmButtscratcher.
Man 2: Buttscratcher?
Peter: Buttscrather!
by Chris000 January 17, 2008
Get the Buttscratcher mug.The term originally coined by Family Guy's Peter Griffin now has a cult following at UK music festivals such as Glastonbury, Latitude, Leeds and Reading. A festival-goer will shout "Buttscratcher!!!" at the top of his or her voice, and this will be met by replies of "Buttscratcher" from anyone who hears it, and who understands the tradition. The practise helps to build a sense of community at festivals.
by alllaaannnn July 19, 2011
Get the Buttscratcher mug.1) Any device used for scratching the area between the buttocks; usually not one's own hands.
2) A very ill-mannered, gross person (who probably scratches his or her butt with his or her bare hands).
3) The sort of fart that audibly rumbles, sounding like several sounds in rapid succession as opposed to just one.
2) A very ill-mannered, gross person (who probably scratches his or her butt with his or her bare hands).
3) The sort of fart that audibly rumbles, sounding like several sounds in rapid succession as opposed to just one.
1) I keep a fork handy by my toilet, though most people don't realize it's a buttscratcher.
2) I love you Sapphire, but do you have to be such a buttscratcher?
3) Chunky peanut butter always gives me buttscratchers!
2) I love you Sapphire, but do you have to be such a buttscratcher?
3) Chunky peanut butter always gives me buttscratchers!
by Bahmo May 28, 2019
Get the Buttscratcher mug.A type of activity in wich a person (majorly female) sits in an object (mostly cake) for sexual pleasure.
It's also considered a type of pornography.
It's also considered a type of pornography.
by ThingsAboutStuff August 4, 2015
Get the Buttcrush mug.Another slang term for analsex. You basically fuck a girl
up the ass so good, and so hard, she"s left feeling like it was just put through a meat grinder.
p.s.
you must have a curved dick for this to be authentic.
up the ass so good, and so hard, she"s left feeling like it was just put through a meat grinder.
p.s.
you must have a curved dick for this to be authentic.
"Q" complained her ass felt crunched after we just got
doing the banana buttcrunch for 30 minutes straight.
doing the banana buttcrunch for 30 minutes straight.
by GUSTAAVIK June 11, 2006
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