buttcrutch 

A Chair, Seat, or Couch. Generally used to imply laziness of the subject.

Danny - "i'm tired of standing around at this party, can you get me a chair?"
Jake - "No way, you'll get kicked out for using a Buttcrutch!"

buttcrutch by BraveMart September 28, 2014

Buttscratcher 

Little devices used to scratch your butt, sold by Peter Griffin at sporting events.

Peter: Buttscratcher?
Lois: No, Peter.
Peter: mmmmmButtscratcher?!?
Lois: No.
Peter: Buttscratcher?!?
Lois: NO PETER!
Peter: (dissapointed tone) buttscratcher.

Buttscratcher by MacGruber899 January 9, 2009

Buttscratcher 

A long wooden stick with a point on the end for people to scratch their butts. Similar to the backscratcher. Peter Griffin from Family Guy sold Buttscratchers at sporting events to pay for Chris's tuition in "No Chris Left Behind".
Peter usually holds one up and says to the crowd "Buttscratcher?" Usually someone answers back saying "Buttscratcher!"

Very funny to say in real life. Never gets old. Ever.

Peter: Buttscratcher? Buttscratcher? Get your Buttscratchers here! Buttscratcher?

Man: Buttscratcher!

Peter: Buttscratcher!

Man (hands peter money) Buttscratcher.

Peter: (hands man buttscratcher) mmmButtscratcher.

Man 2: Buttscratcher?

Peter: Buttscrather!

Buttscratcher by Chris000 January 17, 2008

Buttscratcher 

The term originally coined by Family Guy's Peter Griffin now has a cult following at UK music festivals such as Glastonbury, Latitude, Leeds and Reading. A festival-goer will shout "Buttscratcher!!!" at the top of his or her voice, and this will be met by replies of "Buttscratcher" from anyone who hears it, and who understands the tradition. The practise helps to build a sense of community at festivals.

Man: "Buttscratcher???!"
3 others: "Buttscratcher!!!!!"

Buttscratcher by alllaaannnn July 19, 2011

Buttscratcher 

1) Any device used for scratching the area between the buttocks; usually not one's own hands.
2) A very ill-mannered, gross person (who probably scratches his or her butt with his or her bare hands).
3) The sort of fart that audibly rumbles, sounding like several sounds in rapid succession as opposed to just one.

1) I keep a fork handy by my toilet, though most people don't realize it's a buttscratcher.
2) I love you Sapphire, but do you have to be such a buttscratcher?
3) Chunky peanut butter always gives me buttscratchers!

Buttscratcher by Bahmo May 28, 2019

Buttcrush 

A type of activity in wich a person (majorly female) sits in an object (mostly cake) for sexual pleasure.
It's also considered a type of pornography.

Hey know any sites with buttcrush videos ?

Buttcrush by ThingsAboutStuff August 4, 2015

banana buttcrunch 

Another slang term for analsex. You basically fuck a girl
up the ass so good, and so hard, she"s left feeling like it was just put through a meat grinder.

p.s.
you must have a curved dick for this to be authentic.

"Q" complained her ass felt crunched after we just got
doing the banana buttcrunch for 30 minutes straight.

banana buttcrunch by GUSTAAVIK June 11, 2006