This occurs when your gonads are
hung like a horse and you’re sittin’
on the shit pot. When you flush, the boys get caught in the suction and are ripped from your
scrotal sack and flushed into oblivion.
Tyrant: Dude you wanna hit the strip club tonight? I heard Rosie O’ Donnell is gonna be there showing off her FUPA. You could fit a fucking Boeing 737 in that puss.
Big Easy: I’m gonna have to sit this one out my dawg. Just
experienced bollock butchery last night. I was going to Dunkin, and next thing I know my cojones get sucked down the shit pipe. Hoping to get a transplant in the next week. I may take one from
Phil Collins. There’s a myth going around on
the internet that he’s had a third nut all these years. Must be why he’s always coming in the air.
Tyrant: Dude you got serious fucking issues.