When a fat guy eats someone with dreadlocks, and the dreadlocks get caught in their anus on the way out, and so become like horrible tentacles when they fart.

After eating Twiggy, Marilyn Manson had butt whiskers for a week.

Butt Whiskers by LK86 February 26, 2011

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butt whispers

the sounds heard in a call/voicemail when someone butt dials you. can be jumbled voices or just random pocket noises, depending on the phone's surroundings.

Gary: "Hey, did you call me earlier?"
Scott: "No, why?"
Gary: "Didn't think so. Only heard butt whispers."

butt whispers by grlwholvd March 2, 2011

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Donald J. Trump

The buttwhisker intends to continue his efforts to pit groups of Americans against one another.

buttwhisker by WiseConcernedPatriot November 4, 2017

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flophouse

Any house/apartment/frat house/trailer/etc. which is used for individuals to crash (sleep, chill, hang out, lurk, etc.) for a period of time. In order to "crash", one must not actually live there (e.g. have their name on the lease, own said flophouse, etc.). Flophouses are typically used by college students, drug addicts, transients, vagrants, or other unsavory characters.

A flophouse may also be the home owned by the parents of a college student, who after being away at college, wishes to live as if he/she is still at college (e.g. staying out all night, returning just to crash at mom and dad's house, then leaving again), rather than conforming to the pre-college rules.

Example #1
Dude: (Talking to someone passed out face first on the floor of his college apartment) Hey man, who the hell are you? What do you think this is, a flophouse??

Bro: Sorry dude, I must have passed out for a minute.

Example #2
Mom: Where have you BEEN for the last three days? You come home just to sleep?? What do you think this is, a flophouse??!!

Son: What's your problem? I'm an adult now!

flophouse by J3553 November 21, 2007

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