Nickname for that God-awful weaker than piss American Beer (Budweiser). Semi descriptive in what it does to you the next morning... Especially when consumed with nachos & salsa.
Starting with a room temperature bottle of opened beer, with thumb in bottle. Shake the beer vigorously as your masturbate...just as your about to cum, shove the top of the beer botttle up your ass. If two people are participating, your partner can host the beer position.
Damn, she’s hot...I can’t wait to think about her tonight while I’m going Buttweiser on myself.
A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
In use:
Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2 million.