"I better get some Assprin SOON before I beat the living SHIT outta my boss! I MEAN LIKE SOME MONICA BELLUCCI BRAND ASSPRIN OR I'M GONNA SNAP!!!".
by MR.ZERO July 25, 2011

"I don't care how BAD my butt itches, I'M NOT ITCHIN' IT! Last time, I had to washed my hand 5 TIMES before the Anusoil came off my fingers".
by MR.ZERO July 26, 2011

I was in the middle kissing her when this BUTT NINJA comes out of nowhere and kills the mood! I was so embarrassed.
by MR.ZERO July 25, 2011

A secretion produced by the human rectum that is responsible for tenaciously maintaining fecal odor on skin. Rectoil is dispersed through Butt Juice.
I don't care how BAD my butt itches, I'M NOT ITCHIN' IT! Last time I had to washed my hand 5 TIMES before I got the smell off my fingers. That Rectoil is no joke!
by MR.ZERO July 27, 2011

"I have to get a new Enemaler RIGHT NOW! This old one is clogged up with fart dust and the party starts in an hour!".
by MR.ZERO July 26, 2011

1) A blow job after the act of having anal and vaginal sex while woman is on her period. 2) The act of having such kind of sex.
by MR.ZERO July 23, 2011

by MR.ZERO July 25, 2011
