MR.ZERO's definitions

Butt Whisper

A silent, pungent fart.

"Don't try and look innocent, I smell your butt whisper!".

by MR.ZERO July 23, 2011

Ball Glue

The residue on filthy testicles.

I either have to shower or clip my nails, cuz I got a bad case of ball glue collectin' underneath my finger nails from itchin' so much!

by MR.ZERO July 24, 2011

Gut Bunny

The lint caught in a belly button.

Look at that girl sun bathing with a big OL' gut bunny just chillin' there, nasty!

by MR.ZERO July 25, 2011

Funk Blind

A person with poor hygiene who is unaware of their offensive body odor.

"That muthafuka must be FUNK BLIND if he can't tell that he smells like boiled shit!".

by MR.ZERO July 25, 2011

Finger Dash

The act of quickly itching your butthole in public.

"Am I the only one who saw the priest keep doing the finger dash while giving communion?".

by MR.ZERO July 24, 2011

Parallogged

What happens when you unexpectedly let out a full bowel movement in your pants and are dumbfounded on how to move.

"I'd rather use a dirty bathroom then find myself parallogged cuz I crapped my pants in public!".

by MR.ZERO July 25, 2011

Butt Ninja

An incredibly pungent fart that occurs without warning.

I was in the middle kissing her when this BUTT NINJA comes out of nowhere and kills the mood! I was so embarrassed.

by MR.ZERO July 25, 2011