MR.ZERO's definitions

Funk Blind

A person with poor hygiene who is unaware of their offensive body odor.

"That muthafuka must be FUNK BLIND if he can't tell that he smells like boiled shit!".

by MR.ZERO July 25, 2011

Butt Whisper

A silent, pungent fart.

"Don't try and look innocent, I smell your butt whisper!".

by MR.ZERO July 23, 2011

Finger Dash

The act of quickly itching your butthole in public.

"Am I the only one who saw the priest keep doing the finger dash while giving communion?".

by MR.ZERO July 24, 2011

Facebutt

1)The result of using Facebook to have sexual relations. 2) A person(s) sought after on Facebook to have sexual relations with.

I got some serious FACEBUTT last night thanks to Facebook!" or "Time to search for some FACEBUTT!

by MR.ZERO July 25, 2011

Parallogged

What happens when you unexpectedly let out a full bowel movement in your pants and are dumbfounded on how to move.

"I'd rather use a dirty bathroom then find myself parallogged cuz I crapped my pants in public!".

by MR.ZERO July 25, 2011

Rectoil

A secretion produced by the human rectum that is responsible for tenaciously maintaining fecal odor on skin. Rectoil is dispersed through Butt Juice.

I don't care how BAD my butt itches, I'M NOT ITCHIN' IT! Last time I had to washed my hand 5 TIMES before I got the smell off my fingers. That Rectoil is no joke!

by MR.ZERO July 27, 2011

Ball Glue

The residue on filthy testicles.

I either have to shower or clip my nails, cuz I got a bad case of ball glue collectin' underneath my finger nails from itchin' so much!

by MR.ZERO July 24, 2011