MR.ZERO's definitions

Gut Bunny

The lint caught in a belly button.

Look at that girl sun bathing with a big OL' gut bunny just chillin' there, nasty!

by MR.ZERO July 25, 2011

Yuck Pop

1) A blow job after the act of having anal and vaginal sex while woman is on her period. 2) The act of having such kind of sex.

"SHE got angry at me because I wouldn't kiss her after she JUST gave me a YUCK POP!".

by MR.ZERO July 23, 2011

Facebutt

1)The result of using Facebook to have sexual relations. 2) A person(s) sought after on Facebook to have sexual relations with.

I got some serious FACEBUTT last night thanks to Facebook!" or "Time to search for some FACEBUTT!

by MR.ZERO July 25, 2011

Butt Ninja

An incredibly pungent fart that occurs without warning.

I was in the middle kissing her when this BUTT NINJA comes out of nowhere and kills the mood! I was so embarrassed.

by MR.ZERO July 25, 2011

Ball Glue

The residue on filthy testicles.

I either have to shower or clip my nails, cuz I got a bad case of ball glue collectin' underneath my finger nails from itchin' so much!

by MR.ZERO July 24, 2011

Fat Fog

1) The scent emanating from a morbidly obese person who has chronically poor hygiene. 2) A foul odor that lasts more then 30 minutes after a morbidly obese person has defecated.

"You know how I can tell he can't reach to wipe his butt? The fat fog you smell when he walks by".

by MR.ZERO July 24, 2011

Assprin

Sex that is had to relieve stress.

"I better get some Assprin SOON before I beat the living SHIT outta my boss! I MEAN LIKE SOME MONICA BELLUCCI BRAND ASSPRIN OR I'M GONNA SNAP!!!".

by MR.ZERO July 25, 2011