MR.ZERO's definitions

Rectoil

A secretion produced by the human rectum that is responsible for tenaciously maintaining fecal odor on skin. Rectoil is dispersed through Butt Juice.

I don't care how BAD my butt itches, I'M NOT ITCHIN' IT! Last time I had to washed my hand 5 TIMES before I got the smell off my fingers. That Rectoil is no joke!

by MR.ZERO July 27, 2011

Anusoil

A secretion produced by the human anus that is responsible for maintaining fecal odor on skin.

"I don't care how BAD my butt itches, I'M NOT ITCHIN' IT! Last time, I had to washed my hand 5 TIMES before the Anusoil came off my fingers".

by MR.ZERO July 26, 2011

Enemaler

A tube use to either inhale ones own farts or another person's farts.

"I have to get a new Enemaler RIGHT NOW! This old one is clogged up with fart dust and the party starts in an hour!".

by MR.ZERO July 26, 2011

Butt Drama

A term for either explosive diarrhea or severe constipation.

"I"m sorry Sparkle Bear, but we can't have sex tonight. I'm still really, REALLY backed up you know where" said Bradley in a sheepish tone. "DON'T SPARKLE BEAR ME MRS. BI-POLAR HOLE! FOR WEEKS YOU COULDN'T STOP SHITING AND NOW THIS! THIS! YOUR BUTT DRAMA IS TEARING OUR LIFE APART!!!!" Winston screamed out as he ran from the bedroom into the cold New England night wearing nothing more then a tiara and "Charo" the chihuahua.

by MR.ZERO July 26, 2011

Gut Bunny

The lint caught in a belly button.

Look at that girl sun bathing with a big OL' gut bunny just chillin' there, nasty!

by MR.ZERO July 25, 2011

Funk Blind

A person with poor hygiene who is unaware of their offensive body odor.

"That muthafuka must be FUNK BLIND if he can't tell that he smells like boiled shit!".

by MR.ZERO July 25, 2011

Facebutt

1)The result of using Facebook to have sexual relations. 2) A person(s) sought after on Facebook to have sexual relations with.

I got some serious FACEBUTT last night thanks to Facebook!" or "Time to search for some FACEBUTT!

by MR.ZERO July 25, 2011