MR.ZERO's definitions

Gut Bunny

The lint caught in a belly button.

Look at that girl sun bathing with a big OL' gut bunny just chillin' there, nasty!

by MR.ZERO July 25, 2011

Parallogged

What happens when you unexpectedly let out a full bowel movement in your pants and are dumbfounded on how to move.

"I'd rather use a dirty bathroom then find myself parallogged cuz I crapped my pants in public!".

by MR.ZERO July 25, 2011

Facebutt

1)The result of using Facebook to have sexual relations. 2) A person(s) sought after on Facebook to have sexual relations with.

I got some serious FACEBUTT last night thanks to Facebook!" or "Time to search for some FACEBUTT!

by MR.ZERO July 25, 2011

Yuck Pop

1) A blow job after the act of having anal and vaginal sex while woman is on her period. 2) The act of having such kind of sex.

"SHE got angry at me because I wouldn't kiss her after she JUST gave me a YUCK POP!".

by MR.ZERO July 23, 2011

Ball Glue

The residue on filthy testicles.

I either have to shower or clip my nails, cuz I got a bad case of ball glue collectin' underneath my finger nails from itchin' so much!

by MR.ZERO July 24, 2011

Bubble Juggle

The act of finding a way to discreetly fart in public a place while keeping anyone from hearing or smelling it.

"After we ate that Thia food I had to BUBBLE JUGGLE 'til the end of our date. So glad she didn't notice".

by MR.ZERO July 25, 2011

Rectoil

A secretion produced by the human rectum that is responsible for tenaciously maintaining fecal odor on skin. Rectoil is dispersed through Butt Juice.

I don't care how BAD my butt itches, I'M NOT ITCHIN' IT! Last time I had to washed my hand 5 TIMES before I got the smell off my fingers. That Rectoil is no joke!

by MR.ZERO July 27, 2011