MR.ZERO's definitions

Gut Bunny

The lint caught in a belly button.

Look at that girl sun bathing with a big OL' gut bunny just chillin' there, nasty!

by MR.ZERO July 25, 2011

Facebutt

1)The result of using Facebook to have sexual relations. 2) A person(s) sought after on Facebook to have sexual relations with.

I got some serious FACEBUTT last night thanks to Facebook!" or "Time to search for some FACEBUTT!

by MR.ZERO July 25, 2011

Funk Blind

A person with poor hygiene who is unaware of their offensive body odor.

"That muthafuka must be FUNK BLIND if he can't tell that he smells like boiled shit!".

by MR.ZERO July 25, 2011

Finger Dash

The act of quickly itching your butthole in public.

"Am I the only one who saw the priest keep doing the finger dash while giving communion?".

by MR.ZERO July 24, 2011

Yuck Pop

1) A blow job after the act of having anal and vaginal sex while woman is on her period. 2) The act of having such kind of sex.

"SHE got angry at me because I wouldn't kiss her after she JUST gave me a YUCK POP!".

by MR.ZERO July 23, 2011

Parallogged

What happens when you unexpectedly let out a full bowel movement in your pants and are dumbfounded on how to move.

"I'd rather use a dirty bathroom then find myself parallogged cuz I crapped my pants in public!".

by MR.ZERO July 25, 2011

Assprin

Sex that is had to relieve stress.

"I better get some Assprin SOON before I beat the living SHIT outta my boss! I MEAN LIKE SOME MONICA BELLUCCI BRAND ASSPRIN OR I'M GONNA SNAP!!!".

by MR.ZERO July 25, 2011