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butt-stache 

Similar to a moustache, but instead of being on a mans upper lip a 'butt-stache' is the patch of hair found just above a mans butt crack.
quote "baby, you gotta shave your butt-stache"
butt-stache by Joe Magnuson April 11, 2007
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Butt stache

when you scratch your butt with a finger and then place the same finger under someone's nose to resemble a mustache.
It grossed me out when my buddy gave me a butt stache after scratching his ass.
Butt stache by Bad Teacher June 19, 2015

buttstache 

When the hair in your ass crack is so long, it looks like a mustache.
Hey, Nice Buttstache!!!
buttstache by Scat-lover April 25, 2004

pencilton-buttstache 

When an anal enthusiast waxes his or her asshole hairs with pomeade in order to have a pencil thin butt hair mustache. One must remove all butt boogers before applying so it glimmers in the light and your lover can truly appreciate the pencilton-buttstache.
I was humping my bitches brown eye and her pencilton-buttstache kept stabbing my balls! I would have to admit though... it was an impressive pencilton-buttstache!
pencilton-buttstache by eric1337 April 24, 2008

Buttstache 

1) An abnormal amount of hair in the butt area.

2) Anyone or anything that has the aforesaid abnormal amount of hair in the butt region.
1) " wow did you see anthony's buttstache? it is soooo nasty."

2)" holy macaroni, chris is one giant buttstache."
Buttstache by S-Trip July 23, 2007

Buttstache 

The collection of hair around and atop the asshole. Forming a moustache of sorts on the butt.
"Damn bro, nice buttstache."
Buttstache by labia lightnin January 8, 2007

Buttstache 

A hairy, unkept bum.
That girl should not be wearing a thong at the beach, she obviously hasn't waxed her buttstache in months.
Buttstache by sara r. September 2, 2005
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