bust-stache 

The act of blowing your load all over a girl's face and smearing it across the top of her upper lip in the form of a mustache.

Lenny: Dude, you never showed last night, where were you?

Byron: After we left the party, I went over to your sister's house and gave her a bust-stache!

bust-stache by Terry Logan September 14, 2006

buttstache 

When the hair in your ass crack is so long, it looks like a mustache.

Hey, Nice Buttstache!!!

buttstache by Scat-lover April 25, 2004

bushstache 

Having your pubes shaven into the shape of a mustache around your man business

Amos was shaving his pubes today when the water went cold. He quickly decided it was way to chilly to finish so now he is rocking a bushstache.

bushstache by B Weezie March 15, 2009

pencilton-buttstache 

When an anal enthusiast waxes his or her asshole hairs with pomeade in order to have a pencil thin butt hair mustache. One must remove all butt boogers before applying so it glimmers in the light and your lover can truly appreciate the pencilton-buttstache.

I was humping my bitches brown eye and her pencilton-buttstache kept stabbing my balls! I would have to admit though... it was an impressive pencilton-buttstache!

pencilton-buttstache by eric1337 April 24, 2008

Buttstache 

1) An abnormal amount of hair in the butt area.

2) Anyone or anything that has the aforesaid abnormal amount of hair in the butt region.

1) " wow did you see anthony's buttstache? it is soooo nasty."

2)" holy macaroni, chris is one giant buttstache."

Buttstache by S-Trip July 23, 2007

Buttstache 

The collection of hair around and atop the asshole. Forming a moustache of sorts on the butt.

"Damn bro, nice buttstache."

Buttstache by labia lightnin January 8, 2007

Buttstache 

A hairy, unkept bum.

That girl should not be wearing a thong at the beach, she obviously hasn't waxed her buttstache in months.

Buttstache by sara r. September 2, 2005