butt-monkeys

An ape, usually male, with an unhealthy, unbearable and frustratingly, ineffably unendurable habit of barrance (i.e. barring someone) He is seemingly heedless of or otherwise not concerned with, the feelings of those he bars, making him hated and despised in many cases (not that he notices, or even cares for that matter).

1. He is a buttmonkey, and i hate him most odiously for it.

by luKx July 17, 2004

Rainbow Butt Monkeys

A alternative rock band previously stationed in Canada. Now better known as Finger Eleven.

Person 1: I found an old album by some group called the "Rainbow Butt Monkeys". It's pretty good.
Person 2: Sounds stupid. You should start listening to Finger Eleven instead.

by iamdabomb182 January 13, 2009

Butt Monkey

A Character in a television show, manga, anime, comic book, webcomic, etc. who constantly gets abused and never gets ahead in life. Played for comedy.

Waspinator is a Butt Monkey! He even says 'Why universe hates Waspinator?!'

by SSM12 September 28, 2012

Anal-Dwelling Butt-Monkey

The name Bruce Nolan (Jim Carrey, with all of God's powers) gives the little monkey that he makes come out of a gang member's butt in revenge of a previous beating.

"Hey, little anal-dwelling butt monkey. Time for you to go home, little buddy."

by BD August 6, 2004

Butt Monkey

Someone who has an invisible, permanent "Kick Me" sign taped to their back.
They're the butt of almost any demeaning joke, they commonly have horrible luck, and a large amount of horrible things happen to them. Their existence is just to solely have horrible things happen to them. If anything positive happens to them, the person usually gets screwed over in the end.

Charlie Brown from Peanuts is probably the best example for a "Butt Monkey".
Bill Dauterive from King Of The Hill.

by Sadow August 31, 2013

butt-monkey

One who clings to the butt of another as a monkey clings to a tree, a butt-kisser.

I can't beleive you bought a birthday present for your boss, you are such a butt-monkey.

by Phantom004 September 17, 2005

Anal Dwelling Butt Monkey

An sensationably erratic monkey that upon will, explodingly emits from ones anus. A great deal of straining is required to make this magnificent creature leave its home and expel from its cave. Ineffective attempts to expel an anal dwelling butt monkey can produce the commonly known problem called hemorrhoids.

"Man he bent over to fart and out popped an anal dwelling butt monkey!"

by CrazyBob62 May 21, 2006