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butt-ticks 

when you go hiking in the woods and a tick gets latched onto your ass.
ho there be some gnarly butt-ticks right on me sphincter mate.
butt-ticks by ---kris--- January 2, 2009

butt tickle 

butt tickle (like street graffiti) is a form of art. Both are considered a felony. The person who undertake this is called butt tickler. The term Butt Tickling came to main stream after a man, in Dallas county, break into homes and tickle the anus of his victim. He would flee once the victim wakes.
Man: My life is ruined!!!
Me: why what happen?
Man: Somebody broke into my home and butt tickled me.
butt tickle by fureytha April 29, 2016

Butt Tickle 

When a girl uses her ass to tickle a guy’s dick or his face.
Amanda gave me a Butt Tickle last night and it felt super good.
Butt Tickle by HeavyMetalGuy360 November 15, 2018

butt tickle 

The feeling you get when you need to move your bowels but lack the sanctuary to do so, the sphincter to prevent it from happening and the skill set to articulate exactly what you need.
You: "Reeds, are you ok?"
Reeds (who is walking funny and reaching behind to back pocket): "Yeah, just have a butt tickle."
You: "Do you have to go the bathroom?!"
Reeds: "Not anymore."
butt tickle by PSSWF April 8, 2015

Tickle Butt 

A game played in a car, it works best with a bunch of dudes. A guy in the backseat removes his shoe, puts his foot between the bottom cushion and upright part of the seat in front of him, wiggles his toes on the person's butt, and exclaims 'TICKLE BUTT'. The person in front is quite surprised, has a tingling sensation run up his spine, and everyone giggles.
Kale is driving on the highway, Kyle is seated directly behind him. It is the evening, since this is when Kale drives the best, and the car is quiet. So Kyle slowly removes his shoe, and like a ninja he sneaks his foot into the seat. Out of nowhere he yells TICKLE BUTT while tickling Kales butt. Kale screams like a hyena and everyone has a good laugh. Then it goes quiet again.
Tickle Butt by kylesmith October 1, 2009

Tickle butt 

The act of reaching orgasm by masturbating in a car seat
Gail: Elle what are you doing back there?
Elle: *uncleches teeth*sighs* I’m doing tickle butt
Tickle butt by Genius moe fugger September 25, 2018
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