butt me! 

To ask for a cigarette. Probably originated from the Three's Company TV series when Jack Tripper is trying to act tough in a bar and exclaims "butt me!"

Gord : "Hey Doug....butt me!"
Doug: "You owe me so many cigarettes, buy your own fucking butts"
Gord: "Sorry man, I just wanted to smoke with ya"
Doug: "ok man - here"
Gord: "Light me!"

butt me! by 4sail July 18, 2006

butt me 

Give me a cigarette.

Butt me. O. K., Al, but all I've got are Chesterfields.

butt me by Bob Proczko October 16, 2006

Butt Fuck Me Sideways 

A request made upon the exchange of two camels for eight goats.... this is primarily an exchange made between two incompetent individuals and involves Mia Khalifa at some point in the exchange. This is of economic and political value to citizens of three middle eastern countries; Yemen, Oman, and Jordan -> the dead sea may be enacted to drown the camels

*Says Jesus to his Disciples* I'm running low on Camels, can you butt fuck me sideways?!?

Butt Fuck Me Sideways by OZSIMPSON November 11, 2019

spank my butt and call me Nancy 

to punctuate desperation in order to change a circumstance

Attending a tedious cocktail party from which Billy D finds himself pinned in a conversation from which there is no relief. Standing there, minute after minute, taking it all in and wanting nothing more that to be home in bed; he feels his stomach turn and tighten, cold and sweat outline him, he wants out; his Gucci suit minimizes. His scalp itches and hots up suffocating under the conversation and the people. Suddenly, a well-groomed accountant next to him barks out, "Current data from my data extrapolated to further the outcomes on the Harrington Report confirms a speculation that the market trend should ..." At that point, Billy D. has his Dickens’ moment; his steamed brain snaps. A growling hum exits his thorax inexplicably. The accountant eyes him -- a dik dik to an approaching lion. Billy D. holds the accountant’s eyes way too long in primeval contact. He raises his eyebrows up and down as the masturbator in Dostoyevsky’s famous novel . He wanted the floor; he wanted to express something real; now he had the floor and total control; they were fixated. Then he let go the phrase that would end his tenure at the conversation hell-school of life and liberate him from their hold now and forever. He gave it up, loud and proud in rainbow fashion, "Well, spank my butt and call me Nancy." And that was it. It was all over. Their grip on him came crashing down. What he was in others' eyes now permitted him to leave the group without question or guilt forever it would be different.

spank my butt and call me Nancy by Royal Wulff October 11, 2013

Well, butter my butt and call me a bisquit!

astonishment, suprised amazement, wow! You don't say! Well, I'll be.

Joe: After five years of being on welfare, I finally landed a job.
Marcy: Well, butter my butt and call me a bisquit!

Well, butter my butt and call me a bisquit! by Dogs! May 17, 2010

Yeeeter'istmenst'(arss)thdk'dick'in'your'butt(fuck)estin(me)st(jerry)ssst 

When your walking down the hallway (specifically a left handed hallway)eating out your cats ass hole and you stub your toe on your right foot

I was heading to the kitchen with tom when I Yeeeter'istmenst'(arss)thdk'dick'in'your'butt(fuck)estin(me)st(jerry)ssst myself

Yeeeter'istmenst'(arss)thdk'dick'in'your'butt(fuck)estin(me)st(jerry)ssst by potatoes fagit February 19, 2017

give me some butt 

A way of saying 'give me a piece of ass'

Inmate1: Whatchu want, fool?

Inmate2: Give me some butt, nigga!

give me some butt by Solja May 17, 2006