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butt junk 

when things that aren’t poop or farts come out of your butt.

examples: hair, lint, toilet paper, or skin.
fat ol’ bob had some butt junk last night. he was itching his ass when he woke up, and pulled out a nice long hair. it’s weird, because he has extremely short hair. after lunch he went to take a nice piss, and a fart came out. he wiped his ass, and there was lint on the toilet paper. he left the restroom and had a nice ass itch, so he pulled down his pants, and there was toilet paper in his butt. he had a bean burrito with a nice soft taco, and took a nice shit. when he was in the bathroom, he found a small piece of skin in his underwear! go bob!
butt junk by omgitsme23 June 14, 2018
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butt junk 

butt junkie 

A person, straight or gay, that is addicted to anal sex or the ass in general.
Thomas: "Man RyanStarr sure is a bitch when Kate swings that ass in front of him."

Kale: "Yeah he is a fucking butt junkie"

Jason: "Yeah when it comes to both chicks and dudes."
butt junkie by Stone Face Killa October 20, 2006

butt junky 

one who likes another ones butt hole during sex
hey, i said doggy style.... you should have known i was a butt junky
butt junky by crasy james February 4, 2012

Buttjunk 

A musician vigorously rubs his ass crack and ball sack sweat all over your gear out of spite and jealousy.
Watch out, or i'll buttjunk your shit!

Matt put his buttjunk all over my pedal!!!

I smell buttjunk.

Yes, could i please add some buttjunk to my bass?

Bitch you just got buttjunked!

Man, my buttjunk is fresh today! Who wants some?
Buttjunk by Rachelcuda December 18, 2011
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