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Buttjunk 

A musician vigorously rubs his ass crack and ball sack sweat all over your gear out of spite and jealousy.
Watch out, or i'll buttjunk your shit!

Matt put his buttjunk all over my pedal!!!

I smell buttjunk.

Yes, could i please add some buttjunk to my bass?

Bitch you just got buttjunked!

Man, my buttjunk is fresh today! Who wants some?
Buttjunk by Rachelcuda December 18, 2011
Words you can keep

buttfunk 

the unpleasant aroma that eminates from the crack of an unwashed buttock
bitch you need to wash that buttfunk from yo ass!!!
buttfunk by Crazy68 September 1, 2009
Person devoted to a higher power who enjoys being alone, likes looking at male butts, but realizes they can not touch.
Dwane became a buttmunk years ago thinking that it would make his life better, but relized after several years of staring at Sam's supple buns he would never be able to fullfill his celibacy vow.
buttmunk by Sparky-in-Iowa May 20, 2007

butt junk 

when things that aren’t poop or farts come out of your butt.

examples: hair, lint, toilet paper, or skin.
fat ol’ bob had some butt junk last night. he was itching his ass when he woke up, and pulled out a nice long hair. it’s weird, because he has extremely short hair. after lunch he went to take a nice piss, and a fart came out. he wiped his ass, and there was lint on the toilet paper. he left the restroom and had a nice ass itch, so he pulled down his pants, and there was toilet paper in his butt. he had a bean burrito with a nice soft taco, and took a nice shit. when he was in the bathroom, he found a small piece of skin in his underwear! go bob!
butt junk by omgitsme23 June 14, 2018
someones who's retarted often fucks up peoples good time. can be a buzzkill most of the time.
"who is that retart"
"yo that guys a fucking buttrunk"
buttrunk by tisysj August 10, 2009

butt junk 

Buttfunk 

A word originally created by siLus in 2003; word with many creative uses.
That kid is such a buttfunk; they buttfunked her to death.
Buttfunk by slugleet April 4, 2007
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