butt flamingo

when a tall women opens your anal cavities and inserts her prostestic beak leg in ur asshole to eat the leftover cum from last night

how was the butt flamingo last night jim

she ripped out my anal cavity to peak out the left over jock strap i had from tuesday

butt flamingo by brian buttsex machine March 26, 2009

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Flaming Butt Sex of Doom

When a man lights his swollen phallus on fire and proceeds to stick it in the rectum of his partner.

I got a third degree burn on my cock after giving my wife the Flaming butt sex of doom

Flaming Butt Sex of Doom by Sugarbombs August 2, 2006

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Flaming Butt Monkey

noun: A cute name for an exuberant homosexual male.

Tom: Let's go hang out at Jerry's place.

Anne: Who is Jerry?

Tom: He's a Flaming Butt Monkey!

Anne: Aww, how cute, I'll be there in 10.

Flaming Butt Monkey by RedDan69 March 28, 2011

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Flaming butt fuck

The practice of standing on one side of the street with a Roman Candle, waiting for an unsuspecting victim to walk past, splashing him/her with gasoline, firing the Roman Candle to ignite the flaming butt fuckee, and then proceeding to have anal sex with him/her.

I’m heading down to San Francisco this weekend. I really hope I get flaming butt fucked.

I worry about my daughter going to college next year. Flaming butt fuckers are rampant on college campuses.

It’s going to be cold tonight. Perfect weather for a Flaming butt fuck.

Flaming butt fuck by Mark Nancy August 25, 2022

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flaming burrito butt

the sensation usually encountered after having chipotle. includes flaming burrito farts and bloody diarrhea.

My toilet smells of my flaming burrito butt

flaming burrito butt by bitchezzandhoess August 18, 2010

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Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

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Nerd neck

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.

What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!

Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019

Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

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