butt bisquit

bob

bob your face is a butt bisquit

butt bisquit by fuckyoubob May 20, 2003

Well, butter my butt and call me a bisquit!

astonishment, suprised amazement, wow! You don't say! Well, I'll be.

Joe: After five years of being on welfare, I finally landed a job.
Marcy: Well, butter my butt and call me a bisquit!

Well, butter my butt and call me a bisquit! by Dogs! May 17, 2010

bubble butt biscuit 

The name of the little submarine in Markiplier's video, SOMA Part 3. Possibly also something disgusting

He's my little bubble butt biscuit *grutural noises* I don't know what a bubble butt biscuit is but I'm not sure I want to know.

bubble butt biscuit by JFox December 7, 2015

butt biscuit 

I coined the term in my 1992 Fantagraphics comic of the same name. So back off slang stealers. It is named for an ass tampon made of toilet paper which looks like a biscuit when molded by the butt. It is not a name for a turd.

My ass is on fire from diarrhea, I need a Butt Biscuit.

butt biscuit by Dean "buttons the chimp" williams May 25, 2003

Butter Butt Biscuits 

Someone with a nice shapely butt, thick and round, nice looking.

Look at the butter butt biscuits on her!!!!

Butter Butt Biscuits by Heather Banks June 12, 2008

butt biscuit 

biscuit made entirely of solid dried shit and ass skin flakes

Mom whats this shit in the fridge?

butt biscuit by bob May 9, 2003

baking butt biscuits 

the aroma of hot turds ready to come out of the butt oven

Upon smelling my recent fecal effusion my wife exclaimed, "mmm...someone's baking butt biscuits"

baking butt biscuits by megryan July 4, 2008