2 definitions by Dean "buttons the chimp" williams

chimportant

A play on Darwinism and man's self importance... CHIMPortant. Making fun of someone who makes a big deal over unimportant things. Chimp + Important

Bush's "War On Drugs" is Chimportant.

A bureaucracy is very Chimportant.

by Dean "buttons the chimp" williams May 25, 2003

butt biscuit

I coined the term in my 1992 Fantagraphics comic of the same name. So back off slang stealers. It is named for an ass tampon made of toilet paper which looks like a biscuit when molded by the butt. It is not a name for a turd.

My ass is on fire from diarrhea, I need a Butt Biscuit.

by Dean "buttons the chimp" williams May 25, 2003