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Buttbiscuit 

Term used for a hot fart bubble that was held in for further fermentation to increase smell. Once released from the colon oven those around you smell what you have been cooking, which may also include fecal matter.
"I need to get outta here, I have a buttbiscuit brewing and I don't need to release it in this elevator"

"Ah dude, were you cooking that buttbiscuit a little extra, it smells like you shit yourself"

bubble butt biscuit 

The name of the little submarine in Markiplier's video, SOMA Part 3. Possibly also something disgusting
He's my little bubble butt biscuit *grutural noises* I don't know what a bubble butt biscuit is but I'm not sure I want to know.
bubble butt biscuit by JFox December 7, 2015

butt biscuit 

I coined the term in my 1992 Fantagraphics comic of the same name. So back off slang stealers. It is named for an ass tampon made of toilet paper which looks like a biscuit when molded by the butt. It is not a name for a turd.
My ass is on fire from diarrhea, I need a Butt Biscuit.

butt biscuit 

biscuit made entirely of solid dried shit and ass skin flakes
Mom whats this shit in the fridge?
butt biscuit by bob May 9, 2003

bumbiscuit

A humourous euphamism for faeces. Also can be used as a childish insult to siblings or friends.
1)'What took you so long?'
'I was making bumbiscuits.'

2) Shut your face you bumbiscuit.
bumbiscuit by flingthecow January 5, 2009

Butt Biscuit 

1.a person who is a pain in the ass.
2.a person that is a biscuit in your butt
Butt Biscuit by indian guy February 2, 2009
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
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