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Beachmaster 

The king hippopotamus. He runs the beach. The other hippos can't even go to sleep until Beachmaster does first. Now and then a younger hippo will challenge Beachmaster to a fight. If the challenger wins he becomes the new Beachmaster. However Beachmaster always wins. After victory Beachmaster will fornicate with a woman of his choosing. His favorite pastime is eating sausages from the sausage tree, which blossoms once a year. He is also very protective of his fellow hippos. When a hippo dies, Beachmaster will protect the corpse from hyennas, lions, crocodiles, or whatever. However if he's hungry he will eat it himself. The bottom line is that Beachmaster is the shit.
Beachmaster killed Johnny after he lied down first.
Beachmaster by Wifflemaster July 16, 2008

dutchmaster 

A Man (or Woman) who is incredibly skilled in the art of Rollin up dutches. It takes many Dutches rolled to perfection to achieve this rank. One cannot proclaim themselves the "Dutchmaster", it needs to be given to you by your peers and fellow potheads. Consider this the highest honor that can be bestowed upon a pothead.

If you think you are good enough, join my myspace group "the Dutches".
Join my myspace group "The Dutches" and I am an example. My name.....Sir JOey Mc-D......The Dutchmaster
dutchmaster by Joey Da Boots August 16, 2006

buckmaster 

A person that is legendary and can guide people down the right path. Always the one that can get you out of ur depression because he or she can feel ur pain. All together will have ypyr back like no one else.if u know a buckmaster go up to that person and say hey im glad to have u in my life ur one of a kind.
Wow buckmaster you always have my back.

Dude buckmaster is a life saver .
buckmaster by Bucky1998 May 19, 2018

bushmaster 

a man who has sex with women who have a large quantity of genital hair.
yeah....that guys a total bushmaster

bitchmaster

One who is master of all bitches. "When a bitch is bitten, the master of all bitches must be killed in order to release his/her underlings"
Bitchmaster is the master of all bitches.
bitchmaster by Rich+Sand July 24, 2006

buttmaster 

"buttmaster" is a new zealand slang term for someone that is considered to be very good at everything s/he tries. usually exceptionally good looking with chiseled features. a buttmaster is typically found inside a pub.
ben the polak is such a buttmaster that i've never seen him fail anything he has tried. he has chiseled good looks too.

man, you're a real buttmaster aren't you.
buttmaster by jimmy the thompson March 22, 2007
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
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When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026
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