bushmaster
bushmaster by ThE SIm e O knee May 6, 2011
Bushmaster
The scapegoat of personal responsiblity, presented by select Democrats as their weapon in their effort to absolve the 2nd amendment. This weapon, mis-identified as an "assault" rifle, is only capable of what the operator desires, much in the way a knife, a car, or their own two hands are capable of.
It has been determined that this inanimate object instantly enrages the soul of whoever holds it, hurtling them into an unquenchable flame of murder and mayhem. The fundamental basis for this theory is unfounded and fully accepted by those seeking a quick answer for a tragedy. Although banning this item will prove futile in stopping school shootings, the scared and meek will feel secure in disarming the law abiding and responsible citizens of the United States.
A semi automatic rifle demonizied by the misguided wife of some cripple hell bent on outlawing everything in America other than sporks.
It has been determined that this inanimate object instantly enrages the soul of whoever holds it, hurtling them into an unquenchable flame of murder and mayhem. The fundamental basis for this theory is unfounded and fully accepted by those seeking a quick answer for a tragedy. Although banning this item will prove futile in stopping school shootings, the scared and meek will feel secure in disarming the law abiding and responsible citizens of the United States.
A semi automatic rifle demonizied by the misguided wife of some cripple hell bent on outlawing everything in America other than sporks.
Bushmaster. AHHHHH! NOOOOOO!!!!! It shoots EVERY TIME YOU PULL THE TRIGGER!!!. It's an ASSAULT RIFLE!!!! RUUUUNNN!!!!
Bushmaster by Green eggs and baaaam February 18, 2014
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bushmaster
Derogatory term for a gay porn star. It possibly came from subtle unwitty jokes, originally spoken by Beavis in Beavis and Butthead.
Example: Ron Jeremy has had sex or dominated hairy bushes, the hair around the genitalia, of both sexes.
It can be used indirectly or politically for instance:
George Bush has had butt-sex with Osama Bin Laden eg promoting him into becoming bushmaster.
Monica Lewinski has ravaged her bush by Bill Clinton in the presidential office by enforcing executive decision over master of the bush.
Example: Ron Jeremy has had sex or dominated hairy bushes, the hair around the genitalia, of both sexes.
It can be used indirectly or politically for instance:
George Bush has had butt-sex with Osama Bin Laden eg promoting him into becoming bushmaster.
Monica Lewinski has ravaged her bush by Bill Clinton in the presidential office by enforcing executive decision over master of the bush.
bushmaster by anon76889 May 28, 2010
bushtastrophe
an event, decision, or circumstance that causes such harm, it forces an entire country's populous to drastically rethink its station in life while simultaneously causing not only the collapse of that populous' entire country both economically and emotionally, but collaterally damaging the financial markets and economies of the smallest fledgling countries to buckle, implode on themselves and ultimately ... cease to exist.
Bob: "Man, that game was a real bushtastrophe."
Carl: "Well, hey, lets not go that far."
Bob: "Yeah, you're right. That would require a team steeped in historic tradition to throw away all of its proud memories, simultaneously retire and take up badminton, while coincidentally bringing down the entire league in steroid scandals, nearly irreparably damaging the city that has lovingly supported it for the past fifty-years."
Carl: "There ya go. They're not the Oakland Raiders for Christ's sake."
Bob: "You know what they need to do?"
Carl: "What's that sir?"
Bob: "Make a black guy owner, shake things up."
Carl: "Whoa now, slow down there ace. I'll settle for $2 cheaper beer and a competent free agent signing."
Bob: "Hey, it could happen. At least they're not the Raiders."
Carl: "Thank God for that Bob, thank God for that."
Carl: "Well, hey, lets not go that far."
Bob: "Yeah, you're right. That would require a team steeped in historic tradition to throw away all of its proud memories, simultaneously retire and take up badminton, while coincidentally bringing down the entire league in steroid scandals, nearly irreparably damaging the city that has lovingly supported it for the past fifty-years."
Carl: "There ya go. They're not the Oakland Raiders for Christ's sake."
Bob: "You know what they need to do?"
Carl: "What's that sir?"
Bob: "Make a black guy owner, shake things up."
Carl: "Whoa now, slow down there ace. I'll settle for $2 cheaper beer and a competent free agent signing."
Bob: "Hey, it could happen. At least they're not the Raiders."
Carl: "Thank God for that Bob, thank God for that."
bushtastrophe by lawpimp77 January 21, 2009
buckmaster
A person that is legendary and can guide people down the right path. Always the one that can get you out of ur depression because he or she can feel ur pain. All together will have ypyr back like no one else.if u know a buckmaster go up to that person and say hey im glad to have u in my life ur one of a kind.
buckmaster by Bucky1998 May 19, 2018
Buzzmaster
Buzzmaster is moderator with a secret identity on Sportsnation.He has his own chat on espn.com daily at 10 am est called The Morning Buzz.It's your morning water cooler to escape to your working needs.
Jalter (College Park): Common misconception around Sportsnation is I live in my parents basement. If I'm from NY and I'm chatting from College Park, how is that possible Buzz?
SportsNation Buzzmaster: Your parents move to College Park with you. You know, to provide a basement for you to live in.
SportsNation Buzzmaster: Your parents move to College Park with you. You know, to provide a basement for you to live in.
Buzzmaster by Ted(Boston,MA) August 7, 2007
Kushmaster
A person who is extremely well-versed in all things related to Marijuana. Usually a dealer or grower himself, a Kushmaster knows how to roll the best joints, pack the most righteous bowls, and he always has a lighter. Kushmasters usually smoke a quad a day or more, and they will be down to bake anytime, anywhere.
Person: Hey Kushmaster Dave, how much for an eighth?
Kushmaster Dave: Sorry man, I only deal in pounds. But have some of this Skywalker OG, its dank as hell (passes J).
Kushmaster Dave: Sorry man, I only deal in pounds. But have some of this Skywalker OG, its dank as hell (passes J).
Kushmaster by rolltide2528 December 2, 2011
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The measure of an emotional and over zealous consumer in an upwardly charging market, also known as a bull market. It's characterized by rising asset prices, increased investor confidence, and favorable growth in the markets, bro.
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pod person
A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
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