A lesbian who prefers to dress in a butch/masculine/androgynous way, but may have a more feminine attitude; considered the opposite of a “chapstick lesbian”

Person A: “Where do you fall on the futch scale?”
Person B: “I’m a soft butch.”

soft butch by lesbeans are valid February 10, 2018

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Bitchless

Bitchless(derogatory)
Adjective
1. The state of having 7,926,327,890 people living on the same planet as you yes having absolutely zero bitches

2. A sad state of being constantly made fun of in the group chat for not having bitches

3. Being Spidey.

"I can't believe it, I'm officially bitchless."

"You're giving Spidey a run for his money."

Bitchless by Swædoughnim February 14, 2022

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butcheek on a stick

Something that hurts a lot.

Mother trucker dude, that hurt like a butcheek on a stick!

butcheek on a stick by boarsoldier May 20, 2015

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Butch Luck

A rare form of bad luck reserved for the unluckiest kind of people. It occurs when the "L" in luck is replaced with an "F". It is far worse than bad luck itself; just when you think it could not get any worse, it does! All you can do is just sit back and look at it.

"It was raining tits and I got hit with a dick! I have such bad Butch Luck."

Butch Luck by Harry Sack October 11, 2020

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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