When your girl is hot AF and you try to roll the condom on and bust a nut the second it touches your head.
She was so hot, I hit the foreplay bar too hard last night and when I opened up the meat/skeet wrapper, I unloaded nut before I could roll it on. :( I totally busted in the donut!
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"
FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"