When your girl is hot AF and you try to roll the condom on and bust a nut the second it touches your head.
She was so hot, I hit the foreplay bar too hard last night and when I opened up the meat/skeet wrapper, I unloaded nut before I could roll it on. :( I totally busted in the donut!
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)