bushpack

A pack into which vaginal fluids are flushed. Similar to a douchebag except it is used on a hairy muff.

1.
Joel: I ran into those anime guys in the VIP room the other day. They are such idiots. I can't stand them.

Jono: Don't worry man. They're just bushpacks.

2.
Andy: I hear Lia has a shaven maven.

Chris: Well she's certainly not a bushpacker then.

by vacillate89 September 16, 2009

Bushwacker

A girl that tricks you into doing things you don't want to or changes the plans once you agree.

Him: I can't wait until we leave for vacation tomorrow.

Her: yeah I'm excited too. Oh I forgot to tell you this old couple is coming with us, and I told them they could ride with us.

You find out it was the plan the entire time and your girls a bushwacker!

by Derek1980 February 17, 2017

Bushwackle

Someone who doesn’t know exactly what is going on in the moment. Practically Removed from Society.

Stop being such a bushwackle.

by slime37 February 7, 2022

bushwacked

Having your enlistment military extended because the president sent you to an unwinnable war!

Lt. Delaney's platoon just got bushwacked for another six months

by elihu root July 31, 2006

bushwacked

Being involuntarily recalled or having your tour of duty extended against your will.

There I am sitting at my desk, thinking about how I will spend the long weekend with my wife and kids, when the army calls telling me I've been bushwacked.

by daredevil June 29, 2004

Bushwacked

state of iraq or other post war countries

That country got bushwacked by the US.

by Norm January 30, 2004

bushwacked

To be completely exhausted after an intense period of high physical and mental alertness.

Slope side: Going down a mountain face, hitting moguls and ending up dodging branches, twigs and rocks in a thick patch of trees. You come out bushwacked.

Helping your buddy move all his stuff into a new place for two days involving tons of lifting and logistics. You end up late sunday evening bushwacked, beer in hand.

by veedub91 April 29, 2008