Norm's definitions

rectie

someone who is acting like a fool, jerk, dick, or ass. It comes from the term "asshole" or rectum.

My brother is being a rectie today.

by Norm May 3, 2003

miles per gallon

An irrelevant reference to oil/gasoline in the American culture. While it is paramount to Americans that they have oil, the amount that they burn is of no concern. In the American culture, "wasting oil" means using it for something other than their luxury purposes and the polution generated by their oil use qualifies them for tax relief.

My Humvee, that I got for free with my tax write-off, gets 3 miles per gallon on the freeway but I don't care!

by Norm July 9, 2003

cock hat

head gear fer yer nob. sometimes made from geomags.

dammit anne, how many cock hats are you gonna make me wear tonite

by norm January 18, 2004

Quill

i really dont no, but wot a word. its a utility word used at your own discretion, in my case when pissed off.

leila. wot a quill.

by Norm March 20, 2004

Ranshawed

When someone who resembles Ron Swanson comes in the room and encourages you to drink more alcohol than normal so he can get with you later that night.

Be careful at the party , this week three girls have been ranshawed.

by Norm November 8, 2017

Normified

Customised, made to work or fixed.

My car was broken so I took it to the shop to get it normified

by Norm January 30, 2004

pesta

pesta is a pimp haxoor foo who enjoys hacking collegeboard accounts.

pesta is an 3l33t h4x00r.

by norm December 26, 2004