Norm's definitions

hoon

To ride one's motorcycle either alone or in a group. Can be determined and high speed, or just out for a Sunday run.

1: "Good hoon?" "Yeah, lamped it down the A13 at 130mph!"
2: "We're off for a hoon at the weekend - probably going to take in some Oxfordshire twisties, maybe stop for lunch if we find a nice pub".

by Norm September 8, 2003

Ranshawed

When someone who resembles Ron Swanson comes in the room and encourages you to drink more alcohol than normal so he can get with you later that night.

Be careful at the party , this week three girls have been ranshawed.

by Norm November 8, 2017

cock hat

head gear fer yer nob. sometimes made from geomags.

dammit anne, how many cock hats are you gonna make me wear tonite

by norm January 18, 2004

Quill

i really dont no, but wot a word. its a utility word used at your own discretion, in my case when pissed off.

leila. wot a quill.

by Norm March 20, 2004

Normified

Customised, made to work or fixed.

My car was broken so I took it to the shop to get it normified

by Norm January 30, 2004

pesta

pesta is a pimp haxoor foo who enjoys hacking collegeboard accounts.

pesta is an 3l33t h4x00r.

by norm December 26, 2004

phapid

old person with no teeth who speaks oppisite language

There was a phapid at the denture shop today.

by norm June 29, 2003