bus-fucked

a metaphor / figure of speech..

when you've been fucked by something as big as a bus, your ass will never get back to normal.. hence 'bus-fucked' because there's no way back from that..

similar to a clusterfuck

oh man, i was drunk in my car and crashed into a police station, the judge bus-fucked me

by Ex-Felthamite November 29, 2011

Bus fucked

3 or more buses entering an establishment in quick succession.

Look Burger King is getting bus fucked right now, lets go to McDonald's.

by Teacher Ted June 7, 2014

Bus fucked

It's a derivative of "throwing someone under the bus". But, it's harsher, deeper, and more direct.

You can accidentally throw someone under the bus. But, bus fucking someone is on purpose.

Bill: Dude, you threw Bob under the bus in the sales meeting today because we didn't hit goal.

Ted: I didn't throw him under the bus. I hate that asshole. I bus fucked him, right to the bosses face!

by TheCav July 22, 2010

bus fucked

when you are driving and get stuck in the right lane behind a city bus while the rest of traffic flows freely in the left lane.

i got bus fucked and had to wait at the red light!!!

by noah mc June 30, 2006

bus fucked

You get "bus fucked" when the bus leaves the station a couple minutes too early or just before you get there and you're left to wait for the next one.

I'm late this morning because I got bus fucked.

by marusya8 June 14, 2011

bus fucked

when you see tons of busses going the opposite way you're going and you end up waiting forever for a bus.

however, the ending "fucked" is also interchangeable with random words like:
LEAF fucked, WIND fucked, STREET fucked, etc.

basically it's when you get fucked over. not FUCK FUCK, but fucked over.

"we just got bus fucked!"
"SHIT! the wind is so strong. we just got wind fucked!"

by eatchuurbum April 16, 2009

bus fucked

when you have the worse possible luck imaginable catching your bus or busses.

Sorry I'm late! I missed my bus by mere seconds, then the next one didn't show, then the one after that was ten minutes late! I got totally bus fucked.

by Pickles McDoody October 30, 2010