Definitions by TheCav
Adolf G Hitler
The nuclear option of exasperated swearing. For when “Jesus H Christ” undersells the sheer magnitude of a minor inconvenience. Comes standard with a worse historical figure and an equally unexplained middle initial.
T-Bone: Gas is over $6 a gallon in Cali now.
Me: Adolf G Hitler. Unreal.
T-Bone: What’s the G for?
Me: Greg. What’s the H for, Einstein?
Me: Adolf G Hitler. Unreal.
T-Bone: What’s the G for?
Me: Greg. What’s the H for, Einstein?
Adolf G Hitler by TheCav June 27, 2026
Ganjarrhea
1. When you get so high and have terrible junk food munchies that wreck your stomach the next day.
2. When you get so high you forget not to have sex with the town hoe whom everyone knows has gonorrhea.
2. When you get so high you forget not to have sex with the town hoe whom everyone knows has gonorrhea.
1. I should NOT have gotten so baked and then eaten 2 bags of ghost pepper chilis. I’ve been on the toilet all morning with the ganjarrhea!!!
2. I totally forgot Mary Sue has a toxic vageen and I hit that last night when I was baked. I bet I catch an STI. Probably caught that ganjarrhea.
2. I totally forgot Mary Sue has a toxic vageen and I hit that last night when I was baked. I bet I catch an STI. Probably caught that ganjarrhea.
Ganjarrhea by TheCav May 12, 2025
Pumpkin Patina Palpatine
T-Bone: You hear the latest?
Me: About what?
T-Bone: Pumpkin Patina Palpatine is gonna make it legal to grab em by the ….!!!
Me: About what?
T-Bone: Pumpkin Patina Palpatine is gonna make it legal to grab em by the ….!!!
Pumpkin Patina Palpatine by TheCav February 16, 2025
Orange Mao
Orange Mao by TheCav February 1, 2025
Jerknique
Tbone: My special lady friend thinks that because I find her attractive and she is my soul mate, that she knows exactly how to please me.
Me: You think she's right?
Tbone:. No way. Only I know my sure fire jerknique!
Me: You think she's right?
Tbone:. No way. Only I know my sure fire jerknique!
Vag-abond
A man or woman who has a lot of vaginal visitation, and who never stays in monogamous relationships for a lengthy amount of time. Pronounced "vaj-a-bond".