T-Bone: You hear the latest?
Me: About what?
T-Bone: Pumpkin Patina Palpatine is gonna make it legal to grab em by the ….!!!
Me: About what?
T-Bone: Pumpkin Patina Palpatine is gonna make it legal to grab em by the ….!!!
by TheCav February 16, 2025
Tbone: I didn't drink anything but I got so high I couldn't drive home.
Me: Word? How'd you get home?
Tbone: Called a specialty service for stoners. Called a Duber.
Me: Word? How'd you get home?
Tbone: Called a specialty service for stoners. Called a Duber.
by TheCav April 02, 2020
The sudden urge to utterly swear off weed after going without for several days due to deviation from your normal, weed ensconced routine.
Me: Yo, Tbone, I've come to realize I may not be making the best choices for my personal health. I'm off the weed man. Hanging up my Spurs.
Tbone:. Oh word? You sure it's not just the fact that you've had the flu for five days and thus have not partaken of the herb, and maybe that's the sobernoia talking?
Me:. Well, I mean...
Tbone:. Oh word? You sure it's not just the fact that you've had the flu for five days and thus have not partaken of the herb, and maybe that's the sobernoia talking?
Me:. Well, I mean...
by TheCav January 15, 2018
It's a derivative of "throwing someone under the bus". But, it's harsher, deeper, and more direct.
You can accidentally throw someone under the bus. But, bus fucking someone is on purpose.
You can accidentally throw someone under the bus. But, bus fucking someone is on purpose.
Bill: Dude, you threw Bob under the bus in the sales meeting today because we didn't hit goal.
Ted: I didn't throw him under the bus. I hate that asshole. I bus fucked him, right to the bosses face!
Ted: I didn't throw him under the bus. I hate that asshole. I bus fucked him, right to the bosses face!
by TheCav July 22, 2010
Marijuana having the effect of making a person forgetful and mildly mentally retarded, much like the very amiable, yet admittedly slow, Forrest Gump.
Amos: Do you get the sense this healthcare reform proposal is going to screw the middle class?
Andy: I wish I had a crazy room with a little door that led to a chocolate room with a chocolate river, like Willy Wizonka."
Amos: You been smokin that Gumpweed dude.
Andy: Word
Andy: I wish I had a crazy room with a little door that led to a chocolate room with a chocolate river, like Willy Wizonka."
Amos: You been smokin that Gumpweed dude.
Andy: Word
by TheCav August 16, 2009
Tbone: My special lady friend thinks that because I find her attractive and she is my soul mate, that she knows exactly how to please me.
Me: You think she's right?
Tbone:. No way. Only I know my sure fire jerknique!
Me: You think she's right?
Tbone:. No way. Only I know my sure fire jerknique!
by TheCav February 04, 2020
by TheCav February 01, 2025