Tbone: My special lady friend thinks that because I find her attractive and she is my soul mate, that she knows exactly how to please me.
Me: You think she's right?
Tbone:. No way. Only I know my sure fire jerknique!
Me: You think she's right?
Tbone:. No way. Only I know my sure fire jerknique!
by TheCav February 03, 2020
Get the Jerknique mug.1. When you get so high and have terrible junk food munchies that wreck your stomach the next day.
2. When you get so high you forget not to have sex with the town hoe whom everyone knows has gonorrhea.
2. When you get so high you forget not to have sex with the town hoe whom everyone knows has gonorrhea.
1. I should NOT have gotten so baked and then eaten 2 bags of ghost pepper chilis. I’ve been on the toilet all morning with the ganjarrhea!!!
2. I totally forgot Mary Sue has a toxic vageen and I hit that last night when I was baked. I bet I catch an STI. Probably caught that ganjarrhea.
2. I totally forgot Mary Sue has a toxic vageen and I hit that last night when I was baked. I bet I catch an STI. Probably caught that ganjarrhea.
by TheCav May 12, 2025
Get the Ganjarrhea mug.Tbone: I didn't drink anything but I got so high I couldn't drive home.
Me: Word? How'd you get home?
Tbone: Called a specialty service for stoners. Called a Duber.
Me: Word? How'd you get home?
Tbone: Called a specialty service for stoners. Called a Duber.
by TheCav April 02, 2020
Get the Duber mug.T-Bone: You hear the latest?
Me: About what?
T-Bone: Pumpkin Patina Palpatine is gonna make it legal to grab em by the ….!!!
Me: About what?
T-Bone: Pumpkin Patina Palpatine is gonna make it legal to grab em by the ….!!!
by TheCav February 16, 2025
Get the Pumpkin Patina Palpatine mug.The sudden urge to utterly swear off weed after going without for several days due to deviation from your normal, weed ensconced routine.
Me: Yo, Tbone, I've come to realize I may not be making the best choices for my personal health. I'm off the weed man. Hanging up my Spurs.
Tbone:. Oh word? You sure it's not just the fact that you've had the flu for five days and thus have not partaken of the herb, and maybe that's the sobernoia talking?
Me:. Well, I mean...
Tbone:. Oh word? You sure it's not just the fact that you've had the flu for five days and thus have not partaken of the herb, and maybe that's the sobernoia talking?
Me:. Well, I mean...
by TheCav January 14, 2018
Get the Sobernoia mug.Having sexual relations with a person in a wheelchair. If you look at the handicapped sign in restrooms, it looks like a five. So, similar to the 69, this would be the 59, and you're fucking a dude in the wheelchair.
Me: Tbone, did you hear that Scooter took Margaret out and wined her, dined her, and 59'd her?
Tbone:. You been 69'd her?
Me:. Nah that freak is in a wheel chair .He 59'd her.
Tbone:. You been 69'd her?
Me:. Nah that freak is in a wheel chair .He 59'd her.
by TheCav August 15, 2019
Get the 59'd mug.It's a derivative of "throwing someone under the bus". But, it's harsher, deeper, and more direct.
You can accidentally throw someone under the bus. But, bus fucking someone is on purpose.
You can accidentally throw someone under the bus. But, bus fucking someone is on purpose.
Bill: Dude, you threw Bob under the bus in the sales meeting today because we didn't hit goal.
Ted: I didn't throw him under the bus. I hate that asshole. I bus fucked him, right to the bosses face!
Ted: I didn't throw him under the bus. I hate that asshole. I bus fucked him, right to the bosses face!
by TheCav July 22, 2010
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