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Duber

It's Uber for stoners.
Tbone: I didn't drink anything but I got so high I couldn't drive home.

Me: Word? How'd you get home?

Tbone: Called a specialty service for stoners. Called a Duber.
by TheCav April 2, 2020
mugGet the Dubermug.

Sobernoia

The sudden urge to utterly swear off weed after going without for several days due to deviation from your normal, weed ensconced routine.
Me: Yo, Tbone, I've come to realize I may not be making the best choices for my personal health. I'm off the weed man. Hanging up my Spurs.

Tbone:. Oh word? You sure it's not just the fact that you've had the flu for five days and thus have not partaken of the herb, and maybe that's the sobernoia talking?

Me:. Well, I mean...
by TheCav January 14, 2018
mugGet the Sobernoiamug.

Jerknique

A person's own preferred technique for self love, derived from years of trial and error.
Tbone: My special lady friend thinks that because I find her attractive and she is my soul mate, that she knows exactly how to please me.

Me: You think she's right?

Tbone:. No way. Only I know my sure fire jerknique!
by TheCav February 3, 2020
mugGet the Jerkniquemug.

Ganjarrhea

1. When you get so high and have terrible junk food munchies that wreck your stomach the next day.

2. When you get so high you forget not to have sex with the town hoe whom everyone knows has gonorrhea.
1. I should NOT have gotten so baked and then eaten 2 bags of ghost pepper chilis. I’ve been on the toilet all morning with the ganjarrhea!!!

2. I totally forgot Mary Sue has a toxic vageen and I hit that last night when I was baked. I bet I catch an STI. Probably caught that ganjarrhea.
by TheCav May 12, 2025
mugGet the Ganjarrheamug.

59'd

Having sexual relations with a person in a wheelchair. If you look at the handicapped sign in restrooms, it looks like a five. So, similar to the 69, this would be the 59, and you're fucking a dude in the wheelchair.
Me: Tbone, did you hear that Scooter took Margaret out and wined her, dined her, and 59'd her?

Tbone:. You been 69'd her?

Me:. Nah that freak is in a wheel chair .He 59'd her.
by TheCav August 15, 2019
mugGet the 59'dmug.

Pumpkin Patina Palpatine

T-Bone: You hear the latest?

Me: About what?

T-Bone: Pumpkin Patina Palpatine is gonna make it legal to grab em by the ….!!!
by TheCav February 16, 2025
mugGet the Pumpkin Patina Palpatinemug.

Orange Mao

Every illegal Mexican in the place was terrified of Orange Mao.
by TheCav February 1, 2025
mugGet the Orange Maomug.

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