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burnt waffle

A stiff,flabby,black,hairy,dry, vagina. But when you open it you see narnia. it tates like that burnt white coffe that u ate last night while working the porch (porch monkey). It smells you like death and reminds you taint.
"Yo Tyrone, I did that chick last night and she had a burnt waffle."

"Hey dude what are you doing."
"Doing a burnt waffle............hey mr. tomnas."

"Hey dude could you bring the butter, the stripper has a burnt waffle."
burnt waffle by UR MEM August 3, 2012

Burnt waffle

A vagina that has been burned from fiction. Caused from too much sexual activity.

Not too be mixed up with blue waffle, that shit's fucked.
Bloke 1: Gave my missus a burnt waffle the other night!

Bloke 2: Awwww yeaaaahh
Burnt waffle by InGrownBumHair October 24, 2012

Burnt The Waffle 

When you fail miserably or do a crappy job.
Ryan: *drops all the food*
Lily: "Gosh Ryan you burnt the waffle."
Burnt The Waffle by pt21 June 20, 2016

Burnt blue dick waffle 

And insult on both a person’s looks and personality. Describing someone as a dick that looks like blue waffle, and adding an extra burn to it.
“They’re ugly inside and out”
“They’re a Burnt blue dick waffle!”
Sonion comes from a GIF that is a mix of the word son and onion ( if you use this slang you like dih)
Man 1 says "I drank last night I need a break" Man 2 "Sonion"
Sonion by popularloner67 March 11, 2026
Word of the Day on June 4, 2026

breatharian 

One whos diet consists of air, light, and prana, with a possible sip of water now and then.
The breatharian has air, light, and prana for food.
breatharian by leena gabor November 8, 2005
Word of the Day on June 3, 2026