_burnt.waffles

burnt waffles is a smexy mutual, although i worry about her sometimes. they seem to love james mcavoy idfk who that is but whatever makes her happy. she edits too we obv love them who wouldn’t? she’s smexy mutual 😍

_burnt.waffles is MY smexy mutual

by slingy May 31, 2021

burnt waffle

A stiff,flabby,black,hairy,dry, vagina. But when you open it you see narnia. it tates like that burnt white coffe that u ate last night while working the porch (porch monkey). It smells you like death and reminds you taint.

"Yo Tyrone, I did that chick last night and she had a burnt waffle."

"Hey dude what are you doing."
"Doing a burnt waffle............hey mr. tomnas."

"Hey dude could you bring the butter, the stripper has a burnt waffle."

by UR MEM August 3, 2012

Burnt waffle

A vagina that has been burned from fiction. Caused from too much sexual activity.

Not too be mixed up with blue waffle, that shit's fucked.

Bloke 1: Gave my missus a burnt waffle the other night!

Bloke 2: Awwww yeaaaahh

by InGrownBumHair October 24, 2012

Burnt The Waffle

When you fail miserably or do a crappy job.

Ryan: *drops all the food*
Lily: "Gosh Ryan you burnt the waffle."

by pt21 June 20, 2016

Burnt blue dick waffle

And insult on both a person’s looks and personality. Describing someone as a dick that looks like blue waffle, and adding an extra burn to it.

“They’re ugly inside and out”
“They’re a Burnt blue dick waffle!”

by Femalechad January 27, 2021