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Burning off my mustache 

1) Performing oral sex onto a female.
2) Eating our a woman and having your mustache burnt off by the acidic properties of pussy juice.
1: I'm burning off my mustache tonight!
2: Dope!

bunning off 

The process of taking an unmanned hotdog bun and filling it with your own meat, then after lubricating with all the necessary condoments, furiously fucking it.
"My girlfriend walked in on me bunning off last night! Nightmare."
bunning off by ufailatit July 9, 2016

Burking-off 

the act of skipping a class in high-school you normally attend. Being randomly absent from a particular class such as math or science.
person 1- "Where the hell were you yesterday, class was so easy."

person 2- "I was burking-off, I went to McDonalds for lunch."
Burking-off by burking-it January 19, 2010

burping off 

A variation on a deep-throat blowjob, where the giver induces a belch, increasing stimulation for the receiver.
Dude, you'll never believe it. That quiet chick in accounts? Loves burping off guys. Guess how I know?

Burting Off 

A term used in place of "Jerking off", coined during season 3 of online reality show "FishTank Live", made popular by contestant Burt, a black, urban, ripped trainer, schizophrenic bisexual man, who's main source of income is sex work (mainly cuck-based escapades"
"Is he really 'burting off', minutes after discovering there are cameras in every room"

"I refused to sleep in the penthouse bed, due to all of Burt's splurt on the sheets; he was burtin' it this morning."
Burting Off by unofficialDefinitions November 24, 2024
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026
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